Essence of theBimbo

Upon consuming the fizzy, sweet pink drink you notice a few immediate effect.

• Your body becomes idealized in a hyper-feminine manner, the default is large breasts and ass and a tiny waist in a slighty exaggerated hourglass figure but you can alter the exact specifics. Whether your genitillia change is also up to you, but by default you will exchange a penis for a vagina if you’re male.

• You become extremely up beat, cheerful and generally very enthusiastic, almost nothing can bring down your perpetual good mood. This can be toggled on and off with no negative side effects, while it’s on however even the simplest things in life will bring you joy, making you seem like a very basic bitch.

• You gain perfect memory with infinite storage.

• People will perceive you as simple minded airhead, any displays of intelligence and/or competence will be met with shock and disbelief before being rationalized away as flukes in short order.

• You gain an intuitive ability to read and understand people down to their last foible and an instinctive knowledge of how to use this to your advantage.

• You gain access to The Pink and become it’s empowered champion. The more pink you wear and surround yourself with, the more your powers grow.

• You can convert others into bimbos with a touch, their physical attributes are yours to shape as you please. If you so choose you may drain their intelligence and add it to your own. At will you may look through the eyes of any bimbos that you have created this way. All bimbos created by you are loyal to you and will obey your orders without question- it’s not like any of them have a better idea anyway.

• Cute animals and sales at the mall become moderately more distracting to you, niggling at you for a time if you don’t immediately stop to indulge yourself for at least two hours when presented with either.

• Your libido is ramped up to near the levels of a nymphomaniac, indulging in sexual activities will satiate you for less time then it used to. You are immune to STIs and unwanted pregnancies and operate under a somewhat limited form of porn physics.

• You may feel the compulsive urge to inappropriately use the word “like” in the middle of sentences.