Essence ofGet To The Point!
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Lets you skip forward in any conversation to the moment your input is actually wanted or needed, cutting out all the rambling preamble. It is aimed squarely at people who resent sitting through a whole prologue explaining why they should do a simple chore.
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Description
By drinking this Essence, you can feel your blood pressure and annoyance drop back to normal levels.
Effects
2You gain multiple abilities, the first of which is the ability to skip forward in a conversation to the point where your input is wanted or needed, completely skipping all the annoying rambling that you're normally subjected to when a conversation or request could be 15 words or less. Don't worry, the bullet points and details, except the useless ones, are downloaded into your mind.
Do you REALLY need to a whole prologue to explain exactly why you need me to do a simple chore? Was I asking for context or did I somehow give the impression I cared? If you ask these questions regularly, then this Essence is for you!
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