Essence of theMemetic Celebrity

Tastes like rampant narcissism and overly loud hype men.

• First, you become cinematically attractive in every way without triggering uncanny valley, your voice could soothe raging dragons into a deep slumber and all actions taken will be superbly graceful and elegant.

• Second, your talent and intuition in creating media of any kind is beyond obscenity. You can easily pump out completely original and highly entertaining books, movies, TV shows, comics, plays, performances, etc. which will all be so great that they'd be considered the pinnacle of entertainment and engagement for that year, creating cult like fan followings easily and generating stupidly vast profits.

• Thirdly, you gain the same superpower that real life celebrities can gain: Pretty Privilege! People are so pulled in by your good looks & masterful works that people see what would normally be negative and undesirable traits as you just being 'extra' or a 'a part of your charm' like how no one talks about Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish… this won't protect you from actual punishable crimes except for minor ones but you find the punishments for such crimes far more lenient than they really should have been.

• Lastly, money, you've got a sense for any & all opportunities to make money and a feel for how much money there's to be made out of a venture in precognitive fashion. If given a hundred million lottery tickets you pick out the highest winning ones even when deaf & blind.