Essence of theDick Deity

Drinking the mildly addicting liquid from this phallic shaped bottle induces an arousing chain reaction. Starting with immense growth of your phallus (or gaining one if you don't have) that ranges from 30 to 365 cm, a raging erection, and the power of unlimited testosterone.

• You gain your ideal appearance, a body at peak condition, perfect memory, enhanced intellect, require no sleep or sustenance, are immune to diseases, don't excrete. You can change your gender to be male or futanari.

• As well as a massive list of boons and powers from the Dick Deity, who will gladly become your companion, and sports a tool just as or more prodigious than yours. Their form and personality is up to you.

• Your General Boons are various effects backed by Porn/Hentai Logic. Making you universally attractive, the act of sex immensely pleasurable, auto-cleaning your messes, making your fluids taste and smell like ambrosia, a fertility toggle, a pocket dimension of infinite storage, easy pregnancies, and a retroactive reality change to your documentation with your new appearance.

• Beyond that, your first (and most convenient) boon is full control over the size of your endowments, as well as the ability to conceal them within your pants regardless of its reality bending size. Even to make the bulge or your curves appear less than they actually do underneath the clothing.

• You have a Normalcy Aura that makes your publicly lewd escapades anywhere from invisible to inducing a city wide orgy, with a filter for who you'd want it to affect or not. All partners you choose or want to shag, are bestowed and/or induced with Porn/Hentai Logic, making them drop obvious hints that they're DTF, have no qualms of being in a harem, and will actively encourage such.

• You can induce or remove a variety of effects in those you touch and toggle their intensity. From fetishes, perception of others and yourself, or comfort. If you're dressed in a costume or uniform of some sort, you flip a mental switch to bend the world into a porno, experiencing all the events it would cause and gaining any skills associated with it. You can flip it back to return to normal.

• If you choose not to address your raging erection, you can channel all your sexual frustration into unparalleled productivity, with nothing able to distract you unless you want to burst that badly.

• All of these and the following powers can be bestowed through granting a phallus to others or inherited through your offspring.

• Your divine cock and balls bestows you a variety of powers.

• You can fly, can manipulate an element of your choice, phase through matter, have X-Ray vision, can split your rod or yourself into multiple clones, have gigantification, can summon four tentacles from your back, and time travel to the past via orgasm—with full memories and none of the backlash. As well as the ability to Planeswalk to other worlds including fictional ones whenever you orgasm, and return to yours just as easily.

• Your Cock Perks can make your divine spear bend and move prehensilely, immune to all discomfort, glow in the dark, can shapeshift into other phalluses, vibrate at varying speeds, mimic any sound, have its urethra stretched to fit anything inside, and pump it out just as easily. Gazing at or being pierced by your magnificent rod can inspire lust, love, devotion, submission, domination, inner peace, or other effects of any level in others.

• You can summon condoms around your Cum Cannon to store its contents in mint condition indefinitely. They will always contain the liquid, can be telekinetically manipulated, will wrap themselves after use, and the cum within will animate to enter whatever hole, container, or other purpose it's used for. Everything about these condoms is customizable.

• Lastly, by fucking someone, you can transfer your knowledge into them and you get paid the equivalent of $100 USD from each orgasm, plus extra based on the number of partners with you, and how "exquisite" their lewd acts are.

• Your Ball Perks grant you total control of your orgasms, from how big your load is to edging yourself for as long as you want. Your cum being extremely delicious and nutritious, able to create homunculi with full sentience, mimic or create any drugs, hypnotize those who ingest it, transform into makeup or cause beautification, heal all aliments, grant ageless immortality, induce luck, alter body shapes, and be transmuted into non-living things.