Essence of theChibi Swarm

By drinking this- you suddenly heard a noise, you stopped, lowered the Essence vial and turned… BY THE ARCHDEITY THEY ARE FOKEN EVERYWHERE!

• You have a one-time appearance change. No, despite the name of the Essence, you don’t have to be a Chibi… unless you’re into that but… stubby little legs and big head problems.

• You have gained a swarm of chibi characters. They say only one oddly cute but annoying phrase but they can be understood, somehow. Should that one phrase be something that is tied to powers… Well… Run to safety immediately! They don’t have a concept of common sense and will think that collateral damage is funny!

  • A Chibi Swarm of Asuka from Evangelion will say Anta Baka and will annoy you by doing tsuntsun things albeit safely, and also poking you with tiny Spears of Longinuses… Longini? On the other side of the spectrum, a Chibi Swarm of Lina Inverse will say Dragon Slave… Yes, they also are casting it immediately… So, basically… RUN!

  • They follow the Rule of Funny and Toonforce. They will always end up on top of any battles.

• Excluding sexual ones. They somehow figured out powerbottoming. They will either be in any direction during that, for some reason.

  • They also have weakened chibified copies of any Essences you have. Basically your Essences except they only got 50% power and are subjected to the Rule of Funny. (e.g. An Essence that warps reality within 100 meters will have the range halved and will ensure cute hilarious things will happen inside that range.)

• The Essence of Cute Widdle Potato is excluded in the above one, as that is the only one literally on full power due to Chibi Cuteness and Rule of Funny.

• They function as a hivemind and would know what you wanted the most. This leads to a lot of problems if you don’t clarify what you actually wanted.

  • Like a lot of problems. One of them might kill a person and attempt to use that person as ingredients for a cookie like what will happen if you take in a chibified Ruby Rose swarm.

• The character they are copied from will gain visions of whatever your chibis are doing and will think that it is just a dream until they meet the Chibi Swarm… In which they will think that they are freaking adorable.

• How many Chibis? The minimum is ten but could go higher. You can summon more and that could be a different chibified character.

  • Do note that if you summon a chibified character of their original unchibified self hates, they will go into a prank war until you put a foot down. Then they’ll go for subtler options.

• Optionally, you may become a Chibi. Thus making you the head of the Chibi Swarm… and adorably annoy everyone with… so much cuteness!

• THUD.

  • Hello. New Essence Narrator here. The Previous Essence Narrator died out of cuteness overload. So… yeah. That also happens for some reason.