Essence of theCute Widdle Potato
byArsMagna1337
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Turns you into a chibified cute potato, kept as an alt-form while your base form and every other alt-form you have becomes overwhelmingly adorable, with chibi versions available for all of them. Your cuteness is so absolute that important and powerful beings simply overlook anything you do — up to and including killing them — the Archdeity throws in a free extra Essence for it, any gaming system you have grants you the titles "Cute Widdle Potato" and "Cinnamon Bun, but not that kind of Bun", and you gain stat bonuses for doing cute things. Push it too far and onlookers die frothing rainbows, and combined with the Essence of Chibi Swarm you can kill even narrators with adorableness.
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15You are now a foken cute potato! Oh no! You’re adorable! AAAAAAAAA.
You are now a chibified potato. That’s it…
Okay fine, that form exists as an altform as your base form and any altforms you already have becomes too adorable but not chibified adorable. Why you wouldn’t be that adorable is beyond me…
All your altforms also have a chibified version you can use.
You are so adorable, even another Cute Widdle Potato would find you adorable.
If everyone and everything you meet squealed so high it deafened you, you’re on your own buddy.
Due to being so adorable, the Archdeity gave you another Essence you can take with this for free.
“You are such a cutie pie that I will let you off the hook.” - The Essence Regulator.
Translation: Any beings of utmost importance and/or have powers beyond the norm would find you too cute and will ignore any actions you did. Yes, even killing them, although why would you do that? They are not that too out of it that they’ll treat you as a cute murder pet they have, so better be careful though.
Any Gaming System-like thing you have will bestow you the Title “Cute Widdle Potato” and “Cinnamon Bun, but not that kind of Bun” in order for everyone to know that you are that cute.
You also gain stat bonuses for doing cute things.
You’re so cute, I’m gonna die! AAAAAAAAA-
Translation: You are so damn adorable that if you do things too adorably, everyone who sees you die frothing rainbows at their mouths or any orifices close to a mouth they have if they aren’t humanoid.
If used in conjunction with Essence of Chibi Swarm, you will become so cute even narrators will die out of cuteness because of your adorableness.
Note: Too much cuteness also makes people get wrong grammar and make-up words.
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