Essence of theDevilish DEALER

Drinking this Essence makes you question if it is truly worth it to imbibe this Essence.

• Oh no. You poor bastard. You’ve become something worse than you could ever be. You have become a Capitalist Prick- I mean, a Devil. Not just any Devil, but an alternate version of the Embodiment of EVIL itself.

• Your form, or rather your shell, is extremely malleable. You may take any form but it would have inhumane characteristics hidden in your faux shell disguise. (Ex. Multiple rows of teeth, glowing red eyes).

• You have immense charisma to the point nearly everyone would desire to follow your words.

• Your very nature renders you immune to the laws of everything. Your freedom will always be at your command. You will never be imprisoned or be sealed ever again.

• Due to your conceptual EVIL your eyes will always glow red in dark places. You may choose to not do so but it will always feel wrong if you do so.

• As you are the Embodiment of Chaos and EVIL, you’ll find it easy to corrupt and manipulate Good people. You’ll take note that it is even easier to corrupt and manipulate those who are Evil.

• Your Chaos also makes you the Source of Free Will. You may not know this, but you became the single most important person across the multiverse. Should you die, somehow, you will be reborn as one of the many races that have Free Will. Most of the time, you will be reborn as a Human being or their variants.

• Your very presence disrupts any forms of clairvoyance, divination, and even omniscience itself, even your own. So expect a little bit of Chaos every now and then.

• From your Chaos, you have become the Source of Transaction. Allowing you to maximize profits from the chaos of Economics for your own Capitalist desires. Making you the most effective merchant in the omniverse barring from the Bazaar God-King themselves.

• Due to your very Chaos, you are now considered a living Cosmic Error.

• Any being that is of Chaos, would find you very interesting. They would seek your friendship and camaraderie. Also, they would be amicable towards you at their worst.

• Evil as a concept is subjective to the views of Society. An Evil person in a tyrannical empire would make them a rebel and might be a Good person.

• You are a master Deceiver. You may Deceive the world to forget you to make everyone confused. Your Deception can even be brought to Anti-Memetic or Memetic levels.

• No Truth can hide from you as you can quite easily know which is a Lie.

• Your Deception has far-reaching consequences should you desire to become a living Anti-Meme. Doing so, will make everyone and everything forget that you exist. Your allies have a slight resistance to this, but they will still be affected.

• Misunderstandings will always occur whenever you try to Deceive anyone or anything.

• You are also a great musical genius. Allowing you to sing and play rock and roll as easily as doing a screamo metal.

• You can even conduct music that would be quite an earworm for some time. This effect can be toggled on and off, just in case you get very annoyed.

• You are also extremely skilled in every single mundane skill out there, to the point that it is completely and perfectly unnatural to anyone who observes you doing them.

• Like it or not, you are so good at sex that you will ruin your partner/s for everyone else to the point that they will obsess about you. They might even form a sex cult for you, even if you don’t want to have one.

• You are equal to GOD. You have immense intelligence, powers, and strength to the point you may even pose as Him.

• Although it may amuse Him that you pose as him, He would probably slack off somewhere and force you to run both Heaven and Hell for a while as punishment.

• This also means that like the Keter, your Heavenly counterpart in the Kabbalah, you have infinite amounts of energy available for usage. However, unlike your counterpart, you don’t know what kind of energies you can use and you must explore the vast Omniverse to learn what energies are out there.

• As the purveyor of Free Will, you are extremely creative to the point you may create weird shit. Such as a magnifying glass that when broken in half, one can see the unseen. You may even create a sawed-off shotgun that is capable of doing impossibly accurate shots and deals double damage.

• As GOD’s equal, you are nigh-immune to what kills you. Basically, Holy, Anti-Evil and Anti-Divine Attacks.

• You are immune to corruption as you are, quite literally, the concept of corruption itself.

• Do note that even though you have immense intelligence, it is more or less a multiplier. It doesn’t make you that intelligent if you’re stupid. The intelligence aspect of the Essence doesn’t stack with other Essences.

• You are also Omni-lingual as you know the Language That Came Before.

• As the Devil Himself, you are the creator of Magic itself. Every single mystical knowledge that was made and yet to come is yours forevermore.

• It has been said that most forms of Magic across the Omniverse have a cost. Yes, the cost did exist. Mostly because that cost is actually the payment you received from them using Magic itself, the Magic you have created.

• You may choose who are exceptions to this rule, allowing them to use magic without cost.

• As the Devilish Dealer, you may create a “game” of some sort that will cause even GOD Himself to play by your own rules. You may even alter the rules during the game.

• An example would be the Buckshot Roulette. A strange game involving a shotgun. Before each turn, the Dealer will load blank and loaded shells in an unknown order. Then the Player or you, the Dealer, would shoot at one another or yourselves. If the Player or you, the Dealer, shoots a blank to themselves, the other will skip a turn.

• Unless they have the power to revive themselves, the dead Player will be forcibly sent to the Afterlife after each “game”.

• You are a conceptually skilled Gamer. Allowing you to win easily against many Players without breaking the rules of a “game”.

• Optionally, you may even have a copy of the Gamer System albeit more infernal due to your nature which you can share with anyone you like. Anyone with whom you share is treated as a Guild Member.

• Of course, as a Dealer, you may create “Deals” that would either benefit you, be a monkey’s paw, or a genuine deal that would be beneficial by the long run.

• Optionally, everything listed above is you at your peak. You’re not there yet. You need sufficient training and understanding of the cosmic laws for you to break. You have access to some of the powers above, it’s up to you to know which one you have access to. You will start borderline superhuman and you will exponentially grow stronger until you reach your peak.

• You own a briefcase with infinite storage inside it. It currently contains a blood-splattered document about a “General Release of Liability” with the word “GOD” imprinted on the name area.

• You may use the document to any version of Heaven to talk with their version of God Himself, prioritizing you above all else other than God Himself.

• This document serves as proof that you’ve won against God and walked away none the wiser.

• God and His alternate Selves will always know what you’ve done and will actually find you amicable at their worst or a sense of mood kindred at their best.

• This briefcase and document are indestructible to the point not even the Archdeity can destroy them. Only you can do so.

• You may create a replacement for the briefcase if you want.

• You own a version of Hell. It has 72 Demons on it, and will naturally create more demons. It is also similar to the Hell from Ultrakill, making it more of an impossibly-sized organism that adapts and evolves gradually over time. It won’t betray you, as it considers you as its own Creator. It is loyal to the point that it is akin to a golden retriever puppy.

• The Demons are always conceptually stronger than anyone in the setting except against those with the Angel trait. Those with Angel traits can bypass their defenses regardless of whether or not they are not even Angels.

• The Demons respawn in your Hell after death. They will be immune to anything against them unless they are killed by an Angel. If so, then they will be instead heavily resistant to them.

• The Angel trait weakness will be removed over time, or through sheer training and will.

• You are capable of empowering anyone to become a Devilish Dealer in their own right, but you will always be the Head Devilish DEALER. They won’t start as powerful as you and would be just slightly stronger in their baseline, but they will have the potential to grow stronger but not as strong as you.

• Optionally, you have an army of Ultrakill Machines at your beck and call. They won’t attack you or your allies. They will be a terror on the battlefield.

• Technically, you don’t have to repair them as they can do so on their own. But you have the means to do so and you may even upgrade them easily.

• V1 will always appear along with V2 whenever you summon a contingency of the Machines.

• Don’t worry about the blood problem, they can run on whatever energy source or fluids you get your hands with. Yes, they can use milk as a fuel source.

• Optionally, you have a dozen one-time use tickets to travel across any Settings that have a Hell or a Devil. The local Devil of the setting always treats you as their equal.

• If the Setting’s Devil is dead, or their version of Hell doesn’t exist, then your Hell will expand to integrate the Setting’s Hell or the lack thereof.

• After you use all the tickets, your Hell won’t expand anymore freely whenever you go to another Setting. If the Devil is no longer alive, you must extend your Hell by conquering that Setting's Hell, or you must utilize resources to construct a Hell and merge it into your own Hell if the Setting lacks Hell. If a Devil or the equivalent of that title exists in the Setting, you must either defeat them, utilize diplomatic means, or just use Transaction. Do so using all means required for your goals.

• You may even conquer Heaven and drag it down to Hell should the version of God be already dead, somehow, or killed by your very hands.