Essence of theMemetic Chirico

You drank this ordinary-looking bottle tasting a victory unlike any other… by shooting a pistol against a literal embodiment of stagnating evolution itself.

• One-time sculpt of your appearance into anything or anyone you want. Yes, even becoming a Scope Dog.

• You are now a Memetic version of Chirico. What does this entail? You are badass to the point the rules and laws of everything itself are either rewritten or destroyed by your very existence.

• You do not require anything to function. You do not have to eat, breathe, or sleep. You are that badass.

• You are not just a master of war and conflict, but you are the concept of war and conflict. You are able to make everyone dance to the tune of your path to victory. Metaphorically, of course.

• Whatever skills you need in those two, whether tactics or diplomacy of gunboats, you will have it at their most conceptual state. No one will mock you with your ammunition called “Words”.

• This doesn’t grant you intelligence, necessarily. But you have memetically high combat intelligence.

• Through sheer badassery, you are capable of dodging the undodgeable. Yes, even a ginormous drill at the size of the universe can be dodged… Somehow.

• Any time someone tries to divine your existence or uncover your past will result in being blindsided somehow or creating a misunderstanding that you’re more horrifying than normal.

• You are so good at riding vehicles that any impossible maneuvering that normally shouldn't work is just a bunch of guidelines for you.

• You gain the Memetic version of Chirico’s equipment and vehicles. They are very OP and perfectly “balanced”.

• You have the Memetic Scope Dog. It is fully kitted out with all the weapons and armor that it gained in the Armored Trooper VOTOMS series and in the Super Robot Wars series as well. They are mostly stored in a storage dimension and you are capable of switching them instantaneously.

• The Memetic Scope Dog can change its size at will. It is capable of molding into yourself to become a power armor for you to wear.

• The Memetic Scope Dog can absorb technologies to better itself. Anything that isn't as basic as a stick is absorbed. Allowing you to acquire additional weaponry or even technology to use with the Scope Dog.

• All of the equipment and vehicles are indestructible and very OP unless you willed them to be nerfed. Don’t worry, if they are destroyed and you don’t want them to be nerfed then they will instantaneously repair themselves and be summoned to your hands, the Memetic Scope Dog’s hands, or beside you.

• Any equipment or vehicles you own will get limitless ammo and energy resources. Allowing you to battle indefinitely. You may make all of your weapons refill their ammo over time after you use them seem even more badass.

• Now for the creme de la creme of it all… The Pistol. It instantly kills anything whenever its bullet hits the target and will home to them whether they are dodging or not. The Pistol has infinite range and ammunition, making you not reload it badassery unless you want to.

• You are also a memetically skilled mechanic and engineer, allowing you to perform maintenance on your Scope Dog or even make new Scope Dogs. They won’t be as Memetic as the one you own, but they will be perfect for all those you gifted them with as if they are an extension of themselves.

• That was literal. The Scope Dogs you’ve created will allow them to channel their powers through the Scope Dog… even though they aren’t made to do so.

• You gain the power to go anywhere, even in the settings of Armored Trooper and Super Robot Wars. I am not limiting you because that is how badass you are.

• This Essence can’t be destroyed, erased, removed, or stolen due to how memetically badass you are.