Essence of theMemetically Accurate F.O.E.

By eating this fuzzy-looking mochi- OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

• You have obtained the chance to change your appearance retroactively… Unfortunately, the choice is taken away from you. You have become a fuzzy orange spherical thing with a strange face, which looks like this °д° face.

• Actually, the appearance you took is your default “combat form”.

• You have done something horrible. Something that scarred everything and nothing itself. Something that made Existence and Non-Existence afraid of you. You have become the F.O.E., otherwise known as Field-On Enemy.

• You are the creature chosen by the Purveyors of Narrativity to give the most primal fear to everything. You naturally exude a primal existential dread that makes everyone afraid of looking in your direction or your perceived area, causing everyone to try and stay the fuck away from you. But it is already too late, you are already near them.

• Destiny, Fate, etc, will try not to get in your way and will instead force everyone to know your very unsettling existence.

• Powers will fail because they will flee to the Meta-Ability Space and Beyond just to not go near you.

• You naturally can move faster than your target, causing them to fear you even more. The speed you gain from this is permanent and will stack with every speed you have gained from another target.

• You are naturally stronger and more powerful than your target, causing them to be weak and flimsy compared to you. The power and strength you gain from this aspect are permanent and will stack with every power and strength you have gained from another target.

• You are more durable than your target, making you more terrifying as they realize their damage has done fucking zero damage against you. Not only that, but the durability you gain is permanent and will stack with every durability you have gained from another target.

• You will gain resistance to most of the target’s attacks, and only by having a group can you be defeated, but that is a losing battle that will often cause a pyrrhic victory.

• You have every ability, power and skill from the Setting of Etrian Odyssey. You will also gain every ability, power and skill from the current Setting you are in, but there will be a slight delay in their manifestations. The more you interact with a denizen of a local setting, the faster those manifestations will happen.

• Optionally, you can take any character from the Etrian Odyssey as your companion. Whether they are their canon interpretations or not is up to you.

• This Essence, and all its aspects, can’t be erased, forcibly changed, removed, or stolen. Doing so will probably be a bad idea for them and a good idea for you.