Essence of theMemetically Composite America

Drinking this “THE MOST PATRIOTIC DRINK EVER”, makes you feel like fighting for Truth, Liberty, Justice… and against Vampires? What?

• You are granted a single one-time use appearance change ticket to become the MOST PATRIOTIC PERSON EVER!

• You have signed yourself to a fate worse than death. You have become AMERICA itself across Space and Time! You are every single version of the Country of America merged into a single human being. You are the American of all Americans.

• The Essence Holder of the Composite Dracula will always hate you if they exist within the same Cosmology or Omniverse you are in.

• Every person living in America, its expies, or even related to it, you have ALL their powers. Every single one of them. Not only do you have their powers, but you have all their skills as well.

• Optionally, this also means you have access to EVERY Essence that was created by Americans and those who are in America on the current date this Essence is created or modified.

• This also includes all the locations conquered by America. Yes, that means the fucking Moon itself.

• Yes, that includes intelligence… which is equalized to “normal” due to the Florida Men, Karen, and stupid shenanigans happening in each and EVERY America in the Omniverse. You do know how to terrify people, especially those who carry the concept of managers.

• You can still be intelligent if you have anything that enhances your intelligence, it’s just that this Essence as a whole doesn’t grant any intelligence boost to you.

• Yes, for a repeat clarification, that means you can still be intelligent… if you have anything that can make you intelligent.

• The reason for that is that thing called Idiocracy infecting you. But eh, you need to be nerfed in one aspect. You may weaponize this to make your opponents stupid.

• If you have something that boosts intelligence, know that the Idiocracy thing only affects this Essence alone and not the other Essences, even the ones you gain through the option above, or any other intelligence enhancement you have.

• Oh gods. What have you done!? You have unleashed an indescribable universal force so horrifying that even Aliens would invade Earth just to stop you! You are the Prime Vector of the Patriotforce. So long as you are Patriotically doing something, you can’t be beaten or surpassed.

• As the Conduit of the Patriotforce, you have gained the power of Nuclear Manipulation as a reflection of America itself harnessing the power of the Atomic Bomb first when it was dropped.

• The Patriotforce allows you to tear star-shaped holes in reality, allowing you to do stuff with them. This has the side-effect of allowing travel across the Vast Frontier that is the Omniverse.

• As the American of all Americans, you can Manifest Destiny!

• Manifest Destiny serves as something akin to a power known as Path to Victory, except… more ‘Murican. Expect guns, trying to end slavery, and beating the shit out of governments that aren’t Democracy or ‘Murican enough to be one.

• Not only that but your technological prowess escalates to the point no one in the local setting could stop the machines you built.

• …And also guns… LOTS AND LOTS OF GUNS. You can summon them, fuse with them, or even create them. Anything you want for a gun to function, you can do so as it is your Second Amendment. The guns shoot bullets that will always fit the situation you are in. If you desire for nonlethal attacks, the bullets will become nonlethal rubber bullets, and if you desire to kill any immortals or those that don’t have the concept of death, you’ll find your bullets will remove their immortality or add death if they don’t have said concept.

• This means all the guns.

• I mean, like the Concept of Guns… and Firepower.

• Somehow, the Gun Devil in its entirety is considered a ginormous gun. Meaning, you have access to all of its power without being a Devil in your own right…

• This has a minor problem of you going Nuclear always whenever you see the most Anti-Patriotic thing you’ll ever know, a Nazi Communist.

• Not only that, but you can somehow beat the Devil himself in a music contest.

• The Devil’s Golden Fiddle is not included in this Essence… unless you have the evil capitalistic Essence of the Devilish DEALER, then you will have it from the get-go. It is an indestructible golden fiddle that amplifies all music played into it. It also allows you to play other genres of music that are considered impossible to play on a normal fiddle.

• As the AMERICAN of all Americans, you have gained the power of Truth, Liberty, Justice, and Freedom. These concepts empower you and in turn, you force those concepts into reality… Which would cause utterly massive consequences wherever you go.

• An example of a setting that would benefit from this aspect greatly is a world filled with rapists. Within moments of you arriving there, cops or people against this world’s law would become horrifyingly hypercompetent. They would appear somewhere nearby before the rape happens because they are retroactively waiting for a criminal in the area and that rapist is just a bonus to their usual arrest.

• You surpass any beings that use these concepts, including those that are literal conceptual entities.

• Optionally, you may start from the beginning, allowing you to go on a full-on AMERICAN Hero’s Journey. This will result in everything that this Essence offers being sealed away, leaving only the barest of potential so that you may acclimate to becoming the American of all Americans. Your growth is exponential, referencing the real-life America’s Manifest Destiny speeding up to the point where there’s nothing left to manifest their destiny.

• Should you reach the end of your AMERICAN Hero’s Journey, you are granted the long-lost title of the Emperor of America. Every American citizen from across the multi/Omniverse will know who you are when you interact with them. They will know that if push comes to shove, you are the Hero who will rise to make America great again!

• This Essence can’t be copied, erased, forcibly changed, removed, or stolen. Doing so will result in the opposite happening as you do what they are doing to you but better in every way, all according to the American Way!

• And always remember… ‘Murica! FUCK YEAH!