Essence of theNonsensical Ontology

Drinking from this Gibson guitar-shaped flask makes you say these exact words “Fooly Cooly”, and you have no idea why you want to say those words… also the feeling of a giant lightbulb being placed on the back of your head before lighting up with an intense red color.

• One-time appearance ticket. Snapping the ticket or ripping it apart will grant you the form you desire the most. This is merely your default appearance, you have no fixed form.

• You have become something akin to a power similar to what always has existed so long ago, the BEAMLER. However, unlike that, the power you hold is tied to… Nonsensical Ontology? Huh? What? You are now, by definition, the Singularity of Nonsense and Space.

• You have the power to call or summon objects and energies. Through this power, you can create channels that encompass countless dimensions to provide near, if not outright, instant transference.

• This power, somehow, awoken your Mind. Your mental faculties are enhanced to the point you can learn things with ease.

• This also grants you psionic powers… By technicality. You don’t know why though.

• This power passively enhances your body to the point you gain superhuman strength.

• Narrative itself seems to channel itself through you. Fate and Destiny will be derailed as you are given reins to shape them.

• If, by any means, you let your Mind loose by experiencing extreme emotions, you may perform the impossible with the added bonus of doing something that would make people confused. Ex. Pulling a blue planet somewhere and turning the nearby existing planet’s atmosphere into pink for some reason.

• Much like BEAMLER, you can use this power to go anywhere. But unlike BEAMLER, you can’t place concepts in your power usage. You are very much limited with your Nonsense, unlike BEAMLER.

• You can feel something deep within. You felt something trying to take hold of you. This hold isn’t that great, but should you pursue it, your life will change for the better.

• The Verse moves and through it, the connection deepens. You have found what that something is, and that something is Harmony. Your connection to it is not as powerful as Anima Spiritia or BEAMLER, but it is close enough. Unlike Anima Spiritia, this Harmony takes the expression of Harmonic Celestial Movements. Space seems to take hold more of this Harmony rather than the Life that the Anima Spiritia gives you.

• You can store objects and energies in two separate pocket dimensions.

• You have a strange aura that outright causes confusion on its default setting. You have a mental slider on how powerful this is with the minimum being slight misunderstanding to outright confusing even Outer Gods.

• It doesn’t actually cause outright confusion, it’s more like it creates the events to cause that confusion. Like when you T-Pose, a flock of birds will carry you to a random destination that may or may not cause misunderstandings that you are an angel.

• You are an expert musician. This will make you good enough to play guitar.

• This provides a boost in learning music.

• You are now a proud owner of an indestructible bat and a Vespa scooter. Each of them will somehow return to your possession should they go missing.

• He bat isn’t really a bat, but an actual guitar. The model is up to you. It has a saw mode and it can be used as a flight board.

• The Vespa scooter, somehow, has the power to travel to space and go through lightspeeds without it experiencing friction from any form of atmosphere.

• You also own a set of indestructible clothes that may or may not have a punk-ish theme.

• Optionally, you may own a burgeoning company across the stars. This company will be equal to the infamous Medica Mechanica.

• Normally, the concept of Growing Up will remove the access to “N.O.”. That won’t happen to those whom you Awoken to have the power of “N.O.”, allowing them to grow up but still retain access to it. They won’t be as powerful as you, but they will become powerful enough to match a certain red bird-like Pirate King of Space.

• Normally, I would say that you have the power to travel to other worlds, but that is already given earlier. Which is why I will give you this. Your “Youthful Wonder” will never be extinguished. Your imagination will still be there alongside your ideation even if you suffer from major cynicism. You are a Foolish person but also a Cool person, after all.

• This Essence can’t be erased, forcibly changed, removed, or stolen. Doing so… uh…? I don’t know. You know what? This is complete nonsense. Here, you can have it back.

• This Essence is a Singularity, it can’t be copied even by other Essences. Then again, they don’t want this nonsensical Essence.

• Fanwank responsibly. Mostly because I have no idea if this can be used to fanwank irresponsibly.