Essence of theOne who Skibidis the Toilets (Skibidi Toilet)

Drinking from this toilet bowl-shaped opening of this tumbler, you felt the urge to sing an annoying song over and over again… and the feeling that everybody wants to rule the world.

• One-time appearance change ticket. You would probably know what this does. If not, well… The ticket once damaged will change your appearance. The change is retroactive and purely cosmetic.

• You have done a foul deed. You have unleashed horrors that no mere mortal can reckon. You have become a brain-rotten monster of unfeasible conclusions. You have become the SKIBIDI of the TOILETS. The one that all the so-called lifeforms whose heads are in the toilets proclaim a god-like being that will lead them to salvation.

• As the SKIBIDI of the TOILETS, you have access to all of their abilities, skills, and traits. Yes, even the ones that are considered overpowered, that some of the Skibidi Toilets have, like the Astro Toilets and their light-speed movements.

• As the SKIBIDI, your fate alters itself to ensure that you will always win and your enemies will suffer catastrophic losses whenever you or your forces are around. Your allies, however, are sadly exempt from this aspect of your power.

• You can create structures themed around the Gmod, Half Life, and Skibidi Toilet aesthetic. You may place special attributes on these structures, such as a quick fabricator to create a flash-forged army at the ready. They won’t be as powerful as when you create a true factory, but they are enough to do what needs to be done early.

• This also allows you to travel across space and time, and even the Omniverse… Unfortunately, you have no idea how to do that right now. You do, however, have the power over gravity and space, allowing you to move with quick movements.

• This includes access to every single technology that every single version of Skibidi Toilets has, whether fanon or not. Making use of that technology, however, needs resources to make the ones that can use it.

• As the Skibidi Toilet of the Skibidi Toilets, you have some sort of toilet-like armor that doesn’t impede you. Don’t worry, it has holes for your arms and your lower torso. It doesn’t look like a toilet, though, more like an upside-down bowl-shaped torso armor with a battery pack. Making it look like an armored toilet.

• This armor constantly adapts and upgrades itself. It is nigh-indestructible, but it can regenerate from damage. It can also generate armor to cover your limbs. It can also be easily removed.

• Your prowess in war is incredibly horrifying. Any losses you take will often cause catastrophic losses to your enemies when your forces meet them on the battlefield again.

• Your SKIBIDI Empire develops new strategies and tactics over time, even without your direct input. This, however, is a snowball process. It starts slow but ramps up after a few battles.

• Your researchers will always get the immediate counters for the battles yet to come. But they mostly exist as prototypes and need some time to develop for true functionality.

• You have been granted access to Skibidi bases across space and time. They are heavily defended and have hidden outposts across the locations where they are located.

• Optionally, if you took the opposing counterpart of this Essence, the Essence of the Ones who Want to Rule the World, you are able to get the best of both worlds.

• Not only can you toilet the heck out of everything, but you are also able to Skibidi everything.

• By translation, the two Essences will cause a feedback loop within you. Allowing you to exponentially escalate, whether by your own hand or your army.

• Your Skibidi Army will always have at least a single trait from a random Devicehead Faction.

• Not only do you have the skills and traits of every Skibidi Toilet, but you have also gained every skill and trait of every Devicehead Faction. Yes, even the overpowered Clockmen.

• Optionally, if you only took this Essence and nothing else, you are given one free non-Omnipotent Essence. This is your reward for being stuck with this Essence.

• This Essence can’t be erased, forcibly changed, removed, or stolen.

• Fanwank responsibly… or irresponsibly. I don’t have the power to prevent you from doing so.