Essence of theOnes who Want to Rule the World (Skibidi Toilet)

Drinking from this strange flask made entirely out of a speaker, a camera, and a TV… You felt like you wanted to rule the world.

• You have gained a one-time appearance change ticket. By using it, whether by casually ripping it apart or not, your appearance will change retroactively. This only happens in your current life, not the one before it.

• You have become something else entirely after drinking the flask. You felt several powers appearing all at once, but then you felt you had been shackled immediately, as if your powers wanted to stop you from destroying yourself. Then you realized why. Because your body is but one out of countless others. You have become something akin to a network connecting to countless individualities that have certain devices replacing their heads.

• Your agility, durability, and strength are increased to the point of being borderline superhuman.

• Currently, you have the Cameraheads active. The more you unshackle yourself, new Devicehead factions will rise. The Speakermen Communications, the TV-men Network, the Microphone States, and more. They will appear faster should you and your army be in a conflict that results in you needing to churn more units just to respond on a global scale.

• The Cameraheads have an agile body and the ability to observe things sneakily. They also have great aiming skills.

• The Speakermen have sound-based abilities. They are able to stop projectiles by projecting shockwaves.

• The TV-men have various light-based abilities. Red light forces the enemy to end themselves, purple light brainwashes the enemy, the orange light burns everything it engulfs, and more.

• They are also able to travel to a dimension where it is only darkness as far as the eye can see and use said dimension to transport themselves and those that they touch to other locations. This aspect can be used to travel to other worlds across the multi/Omniverse.

• The Microphone-men have similar sound-based abilities as the Speakermen, albeit far more utilitarian. They are often used as support.

• The Monitorheads have digital-based powers that allow them to run interference.

• The Normalheads, AKA Secret Agents, have mysterious powers not known to you and the other factions. They are that mysterious.

• And many, many more.

• The powers I’m referring to are the powers that each of the factions has at their disposal.

• All of them generate themselves spontaneously over time, but you can make factories to make more of them if you have enough materials. However, their most powerful units need vast resources to be created.

• You felt a stronger connection than the ones you are connected to; it's the one near you… And by god, it's huge. This is a Titan. An incredibly powerful unit made from a large amount of resources. You can make more, but this one is special. This is the only body you have whose powers are unshackled. However, it is rather slow and has a delay due to its huge size.

• Your shackles will slowly become undone over time. Conflict will speed up the process.

• You are an expert in the art of war. You can strategically place your forces for you to turn a loss into a win. You are also able to induce catastrophic losses to your enemies by sacrificing some units.

• You have bases that are located across space and time in the vast multi/Omniverse. They are already manned and are in the process of making the first stage of a random Devicehead faction’s Titan.

• Optionally, should you take the Opposing Counter of this Essence, the Essence of the One who Skibidis the Toilets, you’ll end up having the best of both worlds.

• The two Essences will be engulfed in a feedback loop that ensures your and your army’s growth in powers and skills.

• Your Devicehead Army advances and grows proportionally to match the Skibidi Empire you have.

• You are now considered a miniature Devicehead Titan. If you aren’t unshackled, then you’re now fully unshackled. Your Devicemen powers will synergize with the powers that you have with the SKIBIDI powers.

• Optionally, if you only took this Essence and nothing else, you are given one free non-omnipotent Essence. This is your reward for being either a badass or a moron.

• This Essence can’t be erased, forcibly changed, removed, or stolen.

• Fanwank responsibly… or irresponsibly. I don’t have the power to prevent you from doing so.