Essence of theTrollge

Drinking this oily substance makes you feel like gravity is just a harness… And you’ve just harnessed the harness.

• You are now, by definition, the Trollge. An existence that is made out of pure hatred, madness, happiness, and the concept of trolling and entertainment themselves.

  • So long as those feelings and concepts exist, you can never be destroyed, erased, killed, etc… Think of this as Eternal-lite.

• You can also influence those feelings and concepts at will, even to your subconscious leisure. Yes, even the Madness Wavelength.

  • You are now nearly impossible to kill. Not only that but you have countless, if not infinite, avatars, vessels, or selves across the multiverse that you can inhabit should you die. One of them is perpetually sad for some reason, and all of your other selves are confused regarding that one vessel of yours.

• You can now “sculpt” your appearance at will. Be as Eldritch as possible then as normal as possible at the next second. The change is nigh-instantaneous but will require time to facilitate the changes.

• You can now cause Trollge Physics shenanigans through sheer whims alone. Basically, Cartoon and Eldritch Physics merged into one.

  • By Trollge Physics shenanigans, I meant Incidents. They are as harmful to everyone except for you and your friends alone.

• You have ascended beyond mortality and are now walking to the realm where the gods themselves reside.

  • You have Nigh-Omnipotence. Nigh as you have no access to True Omniscience. Sad Trollge.

  • However, this also is a problem due to your “Trollgeness” bleeding into your powers.

• A created gun might have custom cartridges made entirely of human flesh.

  • Not only that but your closest allies and friends will also be distorted. They can still be whatever shape they are before they are changed, but they can distort themselves and turn into eldritch abominations of unfeasible strength with nearly identical powers to you albeit tied to whatever obsession they have. They won’t be as strong or as skilled as you, but they will be after countless eons have passed. (e.g. Befriending Issei Hyoudou will slowly distort him into a breast-loving eldritch tentacled dragon.)

• You can travel across worlds as easily as crossing the omniverse to another one. However, arriving in a world will always cause it to rain and be subjected to the Trollge Physics rules for a week unless you have already been there or you use one of your vessels, bodies, or selves there then it won’t happen.

  • The water from this rain will always subject things to Trollge Physics and will spread throughout all water sources until you've decided to stop it like one of your Incidents. You can reactivate and deactivate thia effect at your own leisure to either annoy scientists or other people.

• This Essence can’t be stolen, changed, removed, or trolled unless you will it so.

  • This Essence is sapient enough to know that if the action you took will harm you or the spirit of it, then it will undo what you’ve done.