Essence of theGo To Horny Jail

This essence is a tan vial that tastes of disgust and rebuke.

• You now possess a Bat which you can control the appearance of, so long as the Bat is vaguely recognizable as a bludgeoning weapon. It can be a baseball bat, a mace, billy club, flail, or more. The Bat does not cause physical harm, and anyone struck by your Bat only suffers from brief confusion. Your Bat also induces a greatly lowered libido for 24 hours. You can summon your Bat at will, and it can be stored in a pocket dimension when not needed.

• You gain the ability to detect when someone is about to do something inappropriate due to horniness, and teleport to their location. Examples include watching porn in public, sticking their genitals in a public bench, or shoving a lamp up their bum. What “inappropriate” means depends on your personal standards. If you see no problem with public sex, you will not be alerted to it. Also, you can toggle this ability on and off so you are not constantly alerted, and you can limit where your awareness extends. The range of your awareness is theoretically infinite.