Essence ofBaki in a Nutshell

By drinking from this 4000 year old Chinese urn filled with 4000 year old Chinese sugar water mixed by a master filled with 4000 year old Chinese love:

• You are now a master of the 4000 year old Chinese martial arts.

• You are also now given 4000 year old Chinese clothes made from 4000 year old Chinese fibers that makes it immune to all damage.

• You are also now a Japanese citizen, which means that you are immediately superior to people that aren’t Japanese.

• You are now able to defeat legions of world class punching bags without breaking a sweat.

• You are also have a strong imagination. If you want to be a monkey? Just imagine being a monkey. You want to be a dinosaur? Just imagine being a dinosaur. Your imagination is so good that you can fight the imaginary giant praying mantis that can give you real bruises. You can also imagine yourself swimming and somehow it causes you to gain muscle mass even if all you are doing is sleeping. Your imagination is so great that you can even imagine that there is protein in sugar water.

• You can also get stronger by eating someone else’s teeth.

• You are also a master of the art of “Kicking Someone in the Nuts”. You can always kick someone else in the nuts.

• You are also a master of disguise. For example, you make others believe you to be a woman by just wearing lipstick and a skirt. No one will question why you are eight foot tall and have more muscular legs than most male body builders.

• Also, you are now a main character. That means you can casually ignore physics to do feats such as running on water and not die when you are killed.

• Even in the event that you lose 80% of your body’s bodily fluids because you overdosed on steroids, you will not be weakened and instead just get stronger for some reason.

• You can now also do the PP training where you find someone to give the PP and increase your power. It is possible to do PP training with just your imagination, but the amount of concentration is beyond human comprehension. The more PP training you do, the harder your nuts are that they can rival the hardness of 4000 year old Chinese diamonds.

• You also a have warrior mentality that allows you to recover from any injury, even if you are cut in half or have your entire face destroyed. You will be fine because your warrior mentality ensures that you will recover by Monday. This warrior mentality is so great that you can even survive in space by hitting it hard enough that it spits out oxygen for you.