Essence ofDeez Nuts
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Each time you successfully trick someone into a "deez nuts" joke and call "gottem", you bank one decisive victory against that person. Redeemed later, it wins you some conflict with them outright, whether by nerfing them, buffing you, or simply having them concede your superiority. It is scoped to a battle rather than a war, though used cleverly it can turn the tide of one, and other jokes in the same format may be substituted.
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By imbibing this essence, you gain the following benefits:
Effects
4By successfully tricking someone into falling for a "deez nuts" joke and then declaring "gottem!", you save up a single victory against them. This can be redeemed at any later point to decisively win some conflict with them. This can be a friendly competition, a bet, personal combat, or even large scale conflict so long as the two of you are truly representative of factions.
How the conflict resolves depends on the situation. It might cause a sudden nerf to their abilities or buff your own to trivialize the difficulty of you actually completing the challenge yourself. They might suddenly acknowledge you as the obvious superior and graciously bow out to not waste each other's time. Events might conspire to stack fortune overwhelmingly in your favour. Whatever it is, the point is that you will always be the winner when you call on this debt.
What a "single victory" means can be nebulous. The litmus test is whether the conflict this is used on feels more like a battle or war. The latter is outside the scope of this Essence. It can shift the tide of a war when used intelligently, but it is meant to directly win individual battles.
You can also substitute other similar jokes that do not have the exact punchline of "deez nuts" if you want, though they have to follow the same format.
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