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By imbibing this Essence, you gain the following benefits:

• By repeating the command "GET PREGNANT" three times at a target you may cause it to become impregnated with your child.

• This will work even if you are normally not capable of conceiving offspring.

• The target will be able to safely carry and deliver the baby regardless of any factors. This includes even if they are infertile, do not have a womb (or equivalent), are an alien species, or even an inanimate object (e.g. a mountain). Reality will bend in order to make this happen, though how this manifests can vary. The guarantee is that by fiat the "mother" will not only always be able to produce your child, but is actually preordained by fate to do so.

• You may select whatever traits from both you and the target to incorporate into the child at the time of conception. This will always work even if it should be impossible or even require more metaphorical solutions. For instance, if you used this Essence on a vehicle you might create an entire robotic race reminiscent of Transformers. If you used it on a computer program it might give birth to new data lifeforms similar to Digimon. Impregnating the Earth itself might cause nature spirits to spawn into existence.

• All of your children, whether or not created by this Essence, will instinctively see you as their creator. They will also start with a strong sense of respect towards you, though this is always subject to how you treat them.