Essence of theAlpha Cultivator

By imbibing this essence (based on Alpha Cultivation by Onehand_Writer), you gain the following:

• You have a method of supernatural cultivation that far exceeds all others for similar investments of effort, yet only available for those who are willing to truly commit to it. The Dao of Chadness, the ability to manipulate Big Dick Energy.

• There are several levels of the rising Gigachad, like all forms of cultivation. Each level is significantly more powerful and magnificent than the last.

• For example, the first realm of Chadness, the Outer Chad, is purely external body enhancement. The first of the five stages of the Outer Chad simply involves body development by lifting heavy things. The second stage is the Jaw Reformation stage, where Chads gain their distinctive jawline that can be used to destroy enemies in a single blow. The third stage is the Muscle-on-Muscles stage, which greatly increases the amount of Big Dick Energy you can enhance your body with. The fourth is the Big Brain stage, which allows you to tap into Big Brain energy to gain superhuman reflexes, senses, and intellect. The final Outer Chad stage is Chadorgans, turning the alpha cultivator’s organs into miniature Gigachads and making you an alpha singularity of Chads all the way down.

• For one hour a day you may summon the talking demonic squirrel and fellow alpha cultivator, Dese Nuts, to assist you. As he is a Bro he will help you out of mutual respect, but will refuse if you try to get him to do some truly beta shit like hurting the innocent or oppressing the weak.