Essence of theScheming Potion Loli

By imbibing this essence (based on I Shall Survive Using Potions!), you gain the following:

• Eternal youth, optionally also appearing as a loli if you want. The latter is a one-time choice. Either way, you are biologically immortal and alway healthy.

• Universal Linguistics: You can understand all languages and signals intended to actually convey information. This works through any sense and even on codes of arbitrary complexity. Your brain can intuitively decipher an impossible code so easily you might not even notice it was coded at all. This also works on animals.

• An invisible magic protection spell that repels all attacks and threats. As this is backed by a god, it would take something on that level to get through. This does not protect against minor (i.e. "chip") damage you do not register, being manhandling if they are gentle enough (e.g. they cannot twist your arm too far), or anything you let through. You can still be bound as well. You can also still harm yourself, though you cannot die from it.

• You can do pretty much anything as long as you can vaguely phrase it as summoning a container of some potion. This can be highly arbitrary and broad in scope. Potions simply spontaneously appear in containers anywhere vaguely around the you that you want. There is no limit on how many you can create at once.

  • A potion can have effects such "instantly heal all injuries", "return your body to your prime/youth", "explode like nitroglycerin", "change your appearance", "make you sick for exactly 10 days", "make whatever is coated super durable", "let me understand animals", and "nothing, it's just water". You can arbitrarily add clauses to it such as "becomes inert after 5 days or if removed from the country", "cannot be used against me", and "only works for people who follow X rules".

  • A container is similarly arbitrary as long as it contains a "potion". It could be statue that infinitely generates a cure-all potion. They could be crystals connected to each other that function like cell phones with infinite range. It could be an unbreakable sword with a monomolecular edge that uses bio-electricity to vibrate at high speeds and cut almost anything...that also has some potion in the pummel or something.

• An item box pocket dimension to store your stuff. It is basically just a video game inventory system with infinite space and that you always have a perfect awareness of. Things are teleported in and out with a thought. Since time does not pass inside the item box, storing living things (like humans) in there is completely safe.