Essence of theObnoxious Aliens (Urusei Yatsura)
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Gives you a young, healthy, athletic body that can push briefly into the superhuman under pressure, clear mental focus under stress, good willpower, and minor toon force — pulling objects from nowhere for a gag and shrugging off burns and lightning strikes instantly — with spiritual powers as an option. The entire cosmology and history of Urusei Yatsura is imported into whatever setting you occupy, retroactively or otherwise as you prefer. You may optionally recreate the series' events with yourself as protagonist, live under its slapstick rom-com slice-of-life logic (property damage bills included), and hold the Destiny Key, which opens doors into the subspace of the Destiny Production Management Bureau.
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8You now have a body that is young, healthy, and athletic, and in dire situations your stats can temporarily enter the realm of superhuman to deal with whatever situation you are dealing with.
You will be able to maintain your mental focus, and think clearly even despite potential stressors, and you have some pretty good will power as well, your willpower allows you to overcome any nagging doubts, or laziness that would keep you from achieving your goals, and it allows you to put in your full effort, and dedication into any task, training, or activity you set out to do.
You have the ability to utilize toon force to a minor extent, being able to do things such as pulling objects from out of nowhere for a gag, can instantly recovery from injuries, such as burns, lightning strikes, falls from great height, and etc despite what logic should dictate, optionally everyone in your entire town, or the rest of the verse you are in can utilize toon force as well.
Optionally, you have access to Spiritual powers as well.
The entire cosmology, and history of Urusei Yatsura will be imported to whatever setting you are in, how this manifests is up to you, it can be retroactive with no one being aware of the sudden change, or it's completely sudden and many are aware of it happening, but don't know the cause, whatever the case Every single alien along with their planets, will exist, translated to whatever metaphysics your world works on, and the human characters of Urusei Yatsura will exist. You can also decide which continuity of Urusei Yatsura, and it's characters is imported, it can be the original version from the 80's or the 2022 Reboot.
Optionally, you may recreate the events of Urusei Yatsura with you as the protagonist. The Oni aliens, and in turn Lum will show up to earth, or whatever planet you are on wanting to take over the planet, but because they want the least amount of blood shed possible they will only do so through a game of tag, and you will be the one chosen by the Oni aliens super computer to participate in this 10 Day game of tag that will decide the fate of the planet, because of the sheer stakes of the situation you will rise to the occasion, and someway somehow find a way to catch Lum before the clock runs out, even if this is your sole essence and you didn't have other Essence's, or other powers, afterwards Lum will stay on earth wanting to be with you which in turn leads to more shenanigans, and more aliens showing up. You can choose which ones you want.
Life will also play out along the lines of slapstick comedy, romance, and slice of life, of there is property damage also the way and you are somehow deemed responsible, and required to pay a fee you will somehow get out of paying, and your life can return to the status quo.
Optionally You now have within your possession a key called the Destiny Key, which when used on a door will give you access to the sub space of the Destiny Production Management Bureau's, an organization made up of sentient rabbits who control the fates of every living thing in the universe. It mainly consists of an endless room with a nearly infinite number of doors floating everywhere. These doors lead to many possible destines which may or may not come true. Now normally mortals are forbidden from entering this place and trying to alter destiny is forbidden, but the rabbits of this organization are really weak, the worst they can do is boil you alive so if you desire to alter your own destiny you have the chance to do so with little consequences you are also required to wear a rabbit suit when doing so.
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