Essence of theMemetic Bard
byBobtheNORMALguy
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AI summary
Makes you The Bard, with the full abilities of the class from D&D or any fantasy setting you prefer, plus an affinity for the role exceeded only by the very greatest bards. You also gain a subtle anti-fate effect that derails the plans of anyone you choose, usually in absurd or comic ways. On top of that come charisma potent enough to sway gods and inanimate objects alike, near-supernatural good looks, and an uncanny ability to escape any trouble or crime regardless of the odds.
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Description
By Drinking this Essence you become The Bard yes The Bard bane of DnD campaigns and common sense the multiverse over.
Effects
6Aside from the normal abilities gained from being a Bard (DnD or any other fantasy setting, your choice) you gain a number of other powers.
A subtle anti-fate effect that derails the plans of anything you wish, often in humorous or bizarre ways.
Charisma the likes of which even inanimate objects or gods will do whatever you wish.
Good Looks that border on supernatural for your species.
The ability to somehow always get out of problems or crimes you committed despite all odds.
And of course a increased affinity to the Bard class/role/job beyond all but the most powerful or skilled of Bards.
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- cosmicreality-warping
- Traits
- charismadimensional travel