Essence ofMalsumis
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Makes you a minor god of chaos and thorns, able to create all the small inconvenient and mean things in nature. You can cause improbable nuisances to appear where they should not, such as bees inside a cheesecake, then compound the difficulty of removing them and further confuse any solution attempted. You can also summon cheesecake of any kind, guaranteed bee-free and as nourishing as a real meal, though as a minor god you can still be killed by being smashed with a telephone pole.
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Description
Looking at this Essence gives you a sense of dread but this too is Malsumis.
PowersThe boons you gain are these:
Become a minor god of chaos and thorns, capable of creating all the little things in nature that are inconvenient and mean. May or may not have a hollow heart.
Gain the ability to cause inexplicable and inconvenient things or creatures to show up inside of other things or places where they shouldn’t be, such as bees inside a cheesecake.
The ability to compound the complications of removing the thing or creature from where it is, such as someone poisoning the bees and thus the cheesecake instead of just making another bee free cheesecake.
The ability to further compound the previous complication and confuse the solution, such as someone providing a bee antidote that leaves you with a cheesecake where some bees may or may not sting you instead of just getting another cheesecake.
The ability to summon cheesecake. Any kind you want, in any flavor you want. Guaranteed to be bee free and just as nutritious as a regular meal.
You are a minor god that can be killed if someone smashes you with a telephone pole, so don’t overdo it. Note: whether that means the equivalent force of a telephone pole or only a telephone pole can kill you is subject to fanwank.
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