Essence ofMr. Clean

Tasting like soap, this pure white and sparklingly clean essence gives you several boons.

• You become a paragon of clean living and a warrior against grime wherever it can be found.

• Everything about you is clean. Your teeth sparkle from how white they are, your body actively repels dirt, harmful microbes, corruption, and grime, even your language is clean (when you want it to be) and you're more resistant to temptations.

• Your body is in the peak of health, immune to illness and disease, and symmetrically perfect, no crooked teeth or eyes, not a bone out of place, or anything that would make you unpleasant to look at. You're also in great physical shape, baldness optional.

• You have a professional amount of knowledge for how to clean anything without destroying it. Anything and everything you set your mind to cleaning.

• You can conjure any supplies you'd need to clean with or will the intended recipient clean at both touch and range and you can target multiple things to do so. You can clean an alley or an entire house with everything in it this way.

• You can reverse faded and washed out colors, eliminate mold, mildew, rust and other rot, make everything shine with new life and polish, cause surfaces to be instantly waxed or buffed, etc. If it can be cleaned it will be to whatever level you desire in the exact manner and treatment that is best for it, right down to the atomic level if you like, though anything that can resist this can take multiple cleanings.

• You have general maintenance skills and upkeep knowledge for any building, piece of equipment, vehicle, or janitorial work you encounter, enough to make you a good and experienced repairman, just to round out your powers. You can even instantly and at will repair small things like holes, dents, and wires that you might find in walls.

• You have an aura that also actively cleans things around you, which makes you sparkle and shine from the sheer clean you exude. Corrupted beings find it difficult to remain in your presence as your aura begins to consume theirs. This can be toggled off along with any other part of this essence, or dialed down.

• You do not lose your clean powers to corruption. If you do get corrupted your own abilities will work to clean the corruption from you no matter how deep it goes.

• You have a newly sparked work ethic and sense of purpose that inspires you to live in a healthy, clean way. You will find it much easier to find the time to do the things you want to, such as exercising and playing games while pursuing a career.

• Your powers are effective against anything that isn't clean; from dust covered furniture to undead monsters to things that corrupt and rot everything they touch.

• As you use your powers you'll find them getting stronger, even your passive aura will grow to cover your territory no matter how large it becomes. In time you'll be capable of scouring whole universes clean, zombies and corrupted things wiped away as if with industrial strength universal bleach or dissolved under your aura and prevented from taking hold. Your ability to repair things also becomes mighty to where ancient wrecks are restored to such a degree people will swear they were just built yesterday including any modifications the original owner installed. In time, you'll repair even shattered planets that are nothing but space dust and galaxies devastated by space locusts (Tyranids from 40K) and ultra powerful, pink, Ki wielding terrors (Buu from Dragon Ball). Your abilities will keep growing even past this point and beyond, someday you might even restore universes that have been destroyed, there is just no end to how powerful you'll become.

• You read as a pure being wherever it counts and can make this a reality if you so choose, your very character and mind itself dropping all vices or anything else you believe impure. You may reverse this at any time.