Essence ofSilly Hats and Costumes

Looks like various paint colors swirling around within, tastes like various fabrics.

• This essence grants you several boons:

• The ability to conjure silly hats and costumes on anyone and everyone all over the world.

• The apparel you conjure can range from dollar store standard to professional Hollywood designed costumes in quality and anywhere in between.

• The types of apparel are not limited to what currently exists, if there is a unique look you desire you can create it on the spot.

• You have an eye for fashion, you know what will look good on someone, what would humiliate, what would be funny, ironic, or weirdly fitting and everything else besides.

• You can set some clothing related curses when granting your victims your apparel. You can make it so whatever you stick them with can’t be taken off nor easily hidden, if you conjure a dick shaped hat on them they have no choice but to parade it openly no matter how much they try to conceal it under other hats or destroy it.

• You can layer an effect over a person that causes them to sound like the character they’re dressed as even if the costume is trash quality. You could also give them a suitable voice if the costume isn’t based on any particular character.

• The types of hats you can conjure include bandanas, visors, helms, helmets, hoods, crowns, headdresses, tiny hats, giant hats, tinfoil hats, newspaper hats, floppy hats, stiff hats, and hats of all other types and mundane fabrics.

• Costumes likewise can be anything from your D&D character, to astronaut, to 1920s well dressed criminal, to Darth Vader, and whatever alterations you want to make like extra accessories, or different even glittery colors, to an alternate cape. In other words, you’ll be the ultimate cosplayer.

• As good as these things will look they are largely non functional outside of the stuff made out of regular clothing. Your Iron Man costume can’t fly nor have a working holographic screen in the helmet, that astronaut costume won’t keep you alive in space, the arm cannon on your Samus costume doesn’t actually fire, nor will any sci-fi armor be all that protective, even the medieval knight armor is made of subpar if good looking material.

• Should you find yourself in other settings your access to unique fabrics will grow but your costumes and hats will always be inferior to the real thing even if you do get them to look exactly alike.