Essence ofLittle Tails

By drinking this cloudy liquid contained in a bottle with the label “Solatorobo” at the front, you gain the following boons:

• All your physical and mental ailments will be restored and any genetic defects will be undone, providing you with ideal genes in all of your forms.

• You gain the ability to transform into either a Caninu (Anthropomorphic Canine) or Felineko (Anthropomorphic Feline) of a breed equivalent of your choice.

• Optionally: You can be a Hybrid, meaning an artificial life form which takes, typically, the form of either a Caninu or Felineko, in the former case being the product of genetic engineering between the Hybrid Byron and the Caninu woman Merveile as well as being a relative of Red Savarin. In the latter case… fanwank.

• Optionally: You may gain the ability to use Nono Magic, which is in essence the use of System Commands to order around Nanites in the air around you will be present in all future Jumps but will not be detected by anyone.

• Optionally: You gain a Dahak-type Mini-Meccha which is a Nanite-based robot with enhanced (compared to most) resilience, strength and speed. Does not come with a built-in weapon system.

• Optionally: You gain a copy of The Taranis, a colossal, house-sized tank armed with a variety of weapons and a superweapon capable of destroying Titano Machinae called the Soul Cannon. You can man it alone and the Soul Cannon can be fired once per day without sacrificing a living being.

• Optionally: You gain 1 Titano Machinae based on either Lares or Lemures, the machine will obey you unconditionally and will not drain your life force.

• Optionally: You gain an Airship, it can be a small cargo one like the Asmodeus or any variety of the larger vessels used by the Kurvaz. You may also gain a copy of, or sister-ship (if you’re not into the aesthetic) of the Golden Roar with a fleet of Asmodeus-style auxiliary ships and Royal Envy-type Battleships and smaller cruisers.

• You gain a full Yuno Database that cannot be converted into a weapon but contains all the schematics and technologies that led up to humanity’s, though short-lived, technological golden age.

• You may take any of the various named characters of the series as companions.

• You can choose to use this Essence as a One-Way-Ticket to enter the world of the Little Tails Bronx Series, in any of the various eras shown but not the ancient past when humans were around.