Essence of theRV

A cream colored Essence that smells like petrol and tastes like a beer, by drinking it you get an RV! Which looks like the poster child of a generic RV, the most generic of generic RVs.

• First, the RV has a constant connection to you on a level beyond just the mind or soul, it is metaphysically connected to you, which allows you to control it as if it is an extension of your body. From turning on or off the wipers to closing the lights to driving through narrow paths without looking at the road, since the RV is connected to you on such a level everything that happens on and around the RV you know without needing to be physically being there. You can remotely control the RV to play out a haunted car, but really it is just you. Even if you are knocked unconscious, the bit of your consciousness in the RV will be awake and aware enough to come to your rescue, provided an RV can burst through and save your body.

• Second, no matter the distance, you will be able to reach your destination as long as you keep on driving. If the destination is reachable by car then at most it will take 3 hours of constant driving. If the destination doesn't have a road but reachable by car somehow, like the middle of the ocean, then it would take 5 hours. In general, if the target is another planet and there isn't an established method to travel back and forth with that planet, then it would take 8 hours. However if you target another universe entirely, like going from a mundane universe to Star Wars, it would take 10 hours. Also the more you times you drove to any particular place the faster you will arrive there next time.

• Third, the RV is absolutely and completely indestructible. Even throwing into a black hole won't do jack to it. Those inside of the RV also share this protection, to the point where getting the 'puny god' treatment from Hulk won't even spill a drop of water in an open cup. This ability also prevents anyone from harming you, opening any doors without your permission, or dragging you out of the RV by force. Even your aging stops while in the RV. However this protection only exists while within the boundaries of the RV. If you drive into the core of a black hole and stick your hand outside without having the durability to resist the damage the black hole might do to you, well, say goodbye to your hand. Also the windows and cameras of the RV will automatically blur, censor, or otherwise block any sight and sound that would damage you, so you can drive through the homes of Eldritch Horrors without fear, or burst through hordes of undead children.

• Fourth, the SEP (Somebody Else's Problem) Field around the car will prevent any fees, tickets, or enemies searching for you to overlook the RV. Even if Superman himself was a single step behind you, reaching to grab you, as long as you step through the threshold of the RV he would suddenly get confused and distance himself from your RV, similar to how cops of GTA forget the player's crimes after a Pay'n'Spray visit. The SEP Field works even if the person is a villain or deranged, it doesn't matter who, the moment you are in the RV they will forget about you and look elsewhere, though you can dial the strength or turn off this ability. Of course the SEP Field will fail after you get off the RV, the authorities will be able to remember and search for you.

• Fifth, the RV has the power to generate copies of anything brought into it, however without multiple examples it will generate the exact copy. So if you bring a single cup of coffee into the RV then the one it generates will be that exact cup each time, from the temperature to the vitamin content, an exact copy. However if you a bag of popcorn then each kernel will be popped with exactly the right amount of salt, butter, and taste next time you make the RV generate a bag of popcorn for you. However by default the RV doesn't have any capability to preserve the consumables or clean itself, except your subconscious driving it into space and venting all the spoiled food out. Also, you can make the generated thing be of a lesser quality if you wish and any excess fuel you put into the RV will cause the space inside it to enlarge. In general 10 liters of gas equal to a meter of expansion.

• Sixth, your RV is a mix between your own body, divine domain, Soul-bound item, and a car that you are in a hivemind with. As such any 'upgrades' or 'maintenance' you make will be remembered and, over time, optimized. Press the gas to the limit and drive like a bat out of hell? The maximum speed you can handle and go at will slowly increase. Add hydraulics and dance with your RV? Over time your RV body will become more limber the same as your body. Connect your smartphone with the RV? Over time the most used capabilities of the smartphone will be replicated by the RV, no phone needed. Raised a Venus Fly Trap in the RV once? Now you can spawn them all around your RV body to defend against flies, earn 'fuel' without gas(thus growing the internal space of the RV), and grow similar plants at an accelerated speed inside your RV. As long as you aren't against assimilating them, your RV body will slowly assimilate every tool placed in it, the more complex the slower it will be. And you can even learn to speak through a cassette player or radio, though replicating previous radio signals to replay your words will be far more mentally taxing than simply rolling back and forth the cassette player.

• Seventh, with your connection to the RV, should your human body die, you will be able to move fully into the RV, remaining alive as a ghost car. And if you later on find a suitable human body with either weakened soul or no soul of its own at all, then you can either assimilate them or take over their body. Raising as either as a zombie, should they be a corpse, or one of the living again. Assimilating souls does not damage your soul, and might even grant you additional skills and talents you did not have before, however it is a slow process which can be further slowed down to prevent any harm to the target or targets. Yes, you can simply act the traveling agency with your RV, and take magical being on journey around the multiverse to copy their magical talents.