Essence of theAsian Parent
byHansgold
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AI summary
Makes you an Asian parent, with the whole package compulsory. The Slipper of Doom auto-aims, auto-tracks, auto-hunts and hits with absolute unchangeable accuracy for a guaranteed one-hit kill, while the Belt of Annihilation works the same way over a small but length-unlimited area and annihilates everything within it. Cousin Timmy is a permanent grievance, and The Talk is described as something the author would not wish on his worst enemies — at which point the narrator walks out to seek therapy.
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Description
Drinking this drink that tastes like white rice, spices and tea, you will become a Asian parent.
Effects
6Everything written below is compulsory and will be granted to the drinker.
The Slipper of Doom: it is doom of all that are targeted by it , direct hit ,100%(absolute unchangeable) aim,auto attacking, auto aiming tracking, auto hunting 1 hit kill/end/death and so much more now with 20% extra emotional damage.
The Belt of Annihilation: same as above but it's area of effect is small but not limited by length and size and it annihilates everything.
Cousin Timmy: F**k YOU TIMMY!!! I hope you stub your toe to the end of a steel block and step on legos....pardon my language.
The talk: I do not wish for this to fall even on my worst enemies and best friends.
[Intrusion] forgive us for cutting your reading short but our narrator just walked out and I think he just went to the therapist for some help hopefully and we'll get back to you all when we get a narrator thank you now some words from our boss *meow* meow meow meowaw[/SPOILER].
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