Essence of theBig Cookie

Drinking this chocolate chip cookie flavored Essence grants you access to all the power of the game Cookie Clicker, the steam version.

• This means that you get an interface of your choice that represents the game as well as your own cookie multiverse as implied in the game.

• You will have alternate self’s inside the universes that make up your personal multiverse and be able to access all of the skills they have and had. The only one that has actual power is the one in the primary Cookie Clicker universe that you influence through the interface. So don’t expect more then the occasional master level skill in a mundane discipline from the others.

• Baking and cooking skills are specifically included but limited to cookies, food / upgrades actually bought during the current ‘run’ as well as all previous ‘runs’.

• You can easily and effortlessly travel into your Cookie Clicker Multiverse in your preferred manner, however you can only use this ability after at least one ascension in your interface and can only travel into your cookieverse X times per 24 hours. X is the number of your total ascensions.

• Traveling between different dimensions inside your multiverse is free, as is the return to your ‘real life’.

• Only your Cookie Clicker Universe primary alternate will be able to remember you from ‘run’ to ‘run’ across your visits but all versions of yourself will be guaranteed to start out friendly to you.

• Any actual food item that has been at least bought once during any run can be summoned as a mundane version into the realm you are actually in. This mostly means nearly infinite cookies but anything you actually take out will be subtracted from your ‘in-game’ profits.

• Everything summoned will be in as perfect and edible state as humanly possible.

• All sugar, sugary food, junk food and similar is now actually healthy for you to eat and will help you to reach comic book peak human levels in terms of your body. You won’t get fat, overweight, have bad cholesterol, bad teeth or literally any other downside such food and drink items would normally have on you. It is now possible to just consume things like that exclusively and have a perfectly healthy body. Any food pulled from your Cookie Clicker Universe is twice as effective as regular junk food and snacks would be in terms of bettering your health.

• Should you somehow be killed or die you will always be able to self-resurrect to the point in time just after waking up on the day after you drank the Essence.

• You may also simply chose to go back at any time, this does not reset any progress you made in your ‘game’. Beings beyond the power-level of mere mortals may remember parts of the old timeline depending on their actual power and importance.

• The Essence also somehow grants you full protection against memetic dangers, contamination and corruption. Looking in the abyss and seeing it give you one saucy wink will now not drive you insane. Depending on preferences you may get horny.

• All grandmothers are friendly towards you by default and not unwilling to become much more then merely friendly towards you. They can be still become unfriendly depending on your actions but will be very happy to forgive and forget if you make minimal attempts to fix things between you and them.

• The same is true for all cat’s, cat-themed beings, cookie-themed beings, dragons and eldritch entities. Santa Claus and anyone associated with him too for some reason, actually any being that represents a holiday or is widely associated with one.

• God-level entities or stronger will always recognize you as a being in charge of a multiverse and afford you at least a modicum of respect and politeness when interacting with you.

• Neither you or your powers can be influenced, copied or stolen by anyone or anything.