Essence of theDave Conspiracy
byHidden One
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Makes it impossible for anyone named, called or identified as a 'Dave' to harm you willingly or unwillingly, without arousing suspicion even in those looking for exactly this kind of pattern, and ensures every Dave will hear you out and offer at least minimal support — with such people always identifiable to you. Once per day you can painlessly call upon the knowledge, powers, skills and abilities of any Dave anywhere in the omniverse. Knowledge of the essence and any means of discovering it are rendered impossible for anyone but you unless you share it willingly, and nothing gained from it can be stolen or copied; it is loosely based on the Dave Conspiracy from the webcomic Narbonic.
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Description
This Essence tastes like the blackest possible coffee, with a hint of alfalfa.
Effects
7It looks like it tastes as well.
No one that was named, called or identified as a ‘Dave’ is able to willingly or unwillingly harm the drinker of this Essence in any way, shape or form. This will not cause suspicions or concerns for anyone, especially anyone who is looking for something similar.
Anyone named, called or identified as a ‘Dave’ will always be willing to hear out and offer at least minimal support to the drinker of this Essence to the best of their ability to do so. Identifying anyone that fits that criteria is always possible without any effort and unnoticeable by anyone else.
The drinker of this Essence can once per day or once each 24 hours, whichever is shorter, call upon the knowledge, powers, skills and abilities of anyone named, called or identified as a ‘Dave’ from anywhere in the omniverse. Whatever is called upon is painlessly and directly integrated with the drinker. This does not cause loss of personality, acquiring of unwanted personality traits or similar.
The knowledge of the fact that the drinker has access to the powers granted by the Essence as well as any way that anyone or anything could find out that said knowledge is rendered impossible to anyone that is not the drinker. The drinker can only willingly share that knowledge but is impossible to force into sharing that knowledge in any way.
Anything gained from drinking the Essence or using the powers of it can not be taken or copied from the drinker in any way, shape or form.
Essence loosely based on the Dave Conspiracy featured in the webcomic Narbonic. Link: http://narbonic.com/.
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