Essence of theDivine Enchanter

By imbibing this Essence (based on (Essence of the Scheming Potion Loli by betweenthelines) I Shall Survive Using Potions!), you gain the following:

• Eternal youth, Perfect health in all ways. Optionally, a new body of your choice.

• Universal Linguistics: You can understand all languages and signals intended to actually convey information. This works through any sense and even on codes of arbitrary complexity. Your brain can intuitively decipher an impossible code so easily you might not even notice it was coded at all. This also works on animals.

• You have automatic mastery and ability to use any forms of enchanting you encounter or is present in the universe you are in.

• An invisible magic protection spell that repels all attacks and threats. As this is backed by a god, it would take something on that level to get through. This does not protect against minor (i.e. "chip") damage you do not register, being manhandling if they are gentle enough (e.g. they cannot twist your arm too far), or anything you let through. You can still be bound as well. You can also still harm yourself, though you cannot die from it.

• If the protection magic isn't to your taste you may choose to give up everything except the 'you cannot die' aspect, making the spell significantly more powerful. This will stop you from dying even if your body, mind and soul is unmade, give you the ability to ignore pain and suffering and quickly heal any wounds you have. It has the same limitations, if any, as the protection spell above.

• You can do pretty much anything as long as you can vaguely phrase it as enchanting something. This can be highly arbitrary and broad in scope. Effects simply spontaneously appear in the target. There is no limit on how many you can create at once.

• Your enchanted things can have effects such "instantly heal all injuries", "return your body to your prime/youth", "explode like nitroglycerin", "change your appearance", "make you sick for exactly 10 days", "make whatever is coated super durable", "let me understand animals", and "nothing, it's just water". "It could be statue that infinitely generates a cure-all potion". "could be crystals connected to each other that function like cell phones with infinite range". "It could be an unbreakable sword with a monomolecular edge that uses bio-electricity to vibrate at high speeds and cut almost anything." You can arbitrarily add clauses to it such as "becomes inert after 5 days or if removed from the country", "cannot be used against me", and "only works for people who follow X rules". You can.

• You can create Perks and Abilities by enchanting People.

• An item box pocket dimension to store your stuff. It is basically just a video game inventory system with infinite space and that you always have a perfect awareness of. Things are teleported in and out with a thought. Since time does not pass inside the item box, storing living things (like humans) in there is completely safe.