Essence ofAhnenerbe

By drinking this purple, wheat-flavored Essence gives you the following abilities:

• You get your own esoteric organization equivalent to the Ahnenerbe or the Ahnenerbe itself. All members are completely loyal to you and will obey your every command. This comes with the money, buildings, weapons, and resources required for the normal functioning of such an organization.

• You gain the magical and occult knowledge acquired by the Ghostapo Nazis. Some examples of knowledge you could gain are the ability to create literal gods from the sacrifice of millions, raising the dead as zombies to serve you, the rituals required for your ascension to godhood, UFO, immortality and other things.

• You get every artifact the Nazis wanted in real life and in fiction. Each of these artifacts possesses an ability that the Nazis believed it possessed. If you want, you can choose to scatter artifacts around the world, in which case you gain knowledge of where they are and can pick them up.

• At will, you can gain the ability to alter any reality to suit your political beliefs. This also applies to the absolute madness that is Esoteric Nazism.

• You gain biological immortality, you don't age and you don't die of disease, although you can be killed.

• You get your own afterlife where your followers go when they die. You can revive them as you wish. You can also create your own Valkyries to guard your territory or for war.

• You gain the ability to import any mythological creature from Norse and Germanic mythology. These creatures appear in the territory under your control and are completely loyal to you, you can adjust how they see you.

• You will acquire a photographic memory that allows you to remember and re-experience everything as if it happened a few moments ago.

• You gain complete ruthlessness that allows you to kill millions and billions with your own hands without fear or guilt.