Essence ofSANS UNDERTALE

By drinking this Essence that tastes of… uh, ketchup, you gain the following perks:

• You gain the abilities of Sans Undertale. That means you either become a (the weakest) monster, or you gain his parameters added to your own while staying as you are. Don't underestimate him, just because he is the weakest monster doesn't mean that he isn't considerably stronger than a human… at least one that isn't juiced out of their mind by DETERMINATION and LOVE.

• You possess an almost memetic ability to dodge attacks. You literally instinctively dodge anything, even if you are asleep. Your opponent would have to literally cheat reality to be able to hit you, doing something similar to breaking the laws of physics to do so. Ultra Instinct has nothing on you.

• You possess the ability to create bones on any non-living surface. These bones are always unbreakable, and they mimic any special feature your bones might have. They can also move, as if skating.

• You can turn someone's soul BLUE. This allows you to control their personal gravity, making it so that they are pulled to the walls or the ceiling instead of the ground. You can also massively increase or decrease their gravity, and remove the ability of flight if they possess it.

• You have the ability to 'take shortcuts.' Picture a screen somewhere near you. As long as you aren't visible on that screen, you can teleport anywhere in the world. You can also teleport around your opponent without bothering to do that.

• You possess the ability known as 'Karmic Retribution.' You can infuse KR into your attacks, which allows you to damage your opponent the most negative Karma they have accrued, i.e. the more heinous their actions were.

• Optionally, if you are a Human, or a member of a Human-like race, you can have all of your abilities be boosted by your Human Soul, massively increasing the power of all of the abilities granted by this Essence.