Essence of theUltimate Lewd Archive

By drinking from this heart-shaped bottle, you gain the Ultimate Lewd Archive.

• Your body is rebuilt in the composite physical peak of your species with idealized looks. Normally, you'd have to specialize in certain aspects to achieve the "peak" of your body, but not you. If you were on Earth, you'd have the strength of a strongman, the speed of a runner, the stamina of a swimmer, etc. This is all scaled to whatever setting you're on.

• The hollow between your soul and your body become a container that can generate store a type of neutral energy. This energy can be used to fuel any kind of ability you possess by mimicking their properties. You start with enough to use high-consumption abilities with wild abandon for about half an hour, but your energy grow with time, training, and "interacting" with people (Talking, manipulating, fighting, fucking, etc.) If an ability doesn't use energy (Such as Wand Magic from Harry Potter) yours also won't use any of your energy, but it will still be affected by any of its normal limitations if it has any.

• You can sacrifice your ability to use this energy for an entire day to actually force the creation of the proper methods to use the energy you are mimicking (So you can give yourself Chakra, Ki, Aura, Cursed Energy, etc... without being limited to your pool of Neutral Energy.) Any energy created this way is still linked to your Neutral Energy and will always reflect the amount of it you have, which means that at any given point you can only energy the amount of power you have for any kind of power by doing this.

• You possess peerless control over your energies. Your efficiency is perfect, with you always using 100% of anything you muster. You possess beyond-machine level of precision and shaping, allowing you to control your energy further than the sub-atomic level. And you never do any mistakes while using any kind of supernatural power or energy, even if you are both drunk and only half-conscious.

• Note that you don't actively adapt to the energies of your universe. You will only gain access to them by downloading something that uses it from the Archive, or through another method beyond the basics of this Essence.

• You possess the Ultimate Lewd Archive. It is a mental library filled with any kind of ability, skill, perk, item, or anything similar that follows the Way of the Lewd. This includes spells, techniques, CYOA or Jumpchain perks, Isekai cheats, physical constitutions, mutations, or anything else that fit. The only exception are living beings, and other Essences.

• What is the "Way of the Lewd", you ask? Well, it's anything that can be used to get laid, or while getting laid.

• You possess a mental Search Index where you can ask for anything, and the things that fit you requirement will show up (If they exist.)

• You can "Download" anything you find in your Archive.