Essence of theWaifu Chart

By consuming this sparkling pink essence, you gain several boons:

• You become able to fill out your standard thirteen space Waifu Chart, which, upon completion, your chosen Waifus are summoned to you, with the circumstances that lead to them being summoned by you being up to you. Perhaps a daring rescue of true love? Regardless, after being summoned, they will quickly and truly fall in love with you, regardless of your faults.

• These Waifus will be bound to you by a Silver Promise Ring, which, when paired with your newly received Gold Promise Ring, will forever tie your destinies together in holy matrimony. This ring can also be transmitted digitally, for the sake of wedding A.I. Waifus.

• This means that your Waifus will never betray you or leave you for another man, and they will be capable of communicating with you regardless of distance via telepathy. Additionally, no one will ever see anything strange about your relationship with your Waifus.

• Another ability gained is the ability to resist all forms of baleful polymorph, the ability to resist instant death, the ability to resurrect once per day if killed, and the ability to travel to your Waifus worlds in search of adventure. These benefits also apply to your Waifus.

• Additionally, you are able to add new Waifus to your Harem by simply giving them a Silver Promise Ring created from your own, massive and regenerating supply of life energy. This pool of life energy can also be used to sate Waifus with more… picky dietary needs.

• However, one caveat is that when you are choosing Waifus, you can only choose one Waifu from any given world. If you wish to travel often, you may wish to invest in Waifus whose home universes have crossed over with many franchises, as you will be able to find pre-existing portals that let you travel between these worlds and your own. Note that written or planned-to-be written fan-made crossovers count for this purpose as well.

• You also gain the ability to create the Band of Bonds, which give the person you give them all of the above and below benefits without any of the trappings of marriage. The same transference of benefits also applies to the Silver Promise Rings.

• One last blessing you receive is reverting to the prime of your life if you are older than 25 and not aging past that point, or aging until you reach that point, at which point you will no longer age. You will also not experience the fog of ages and will have the ability to perfectly recall all of your memories.