Essence of theMonsterfucker

By drinking of this black Essence, you have become the pinnacle of monsterfuckers: you have the potential to seduce and have sex with pretty much anything!

• You can now freely regulate your platonic, romantic, and sexual attraction: at any time, you can freely choose what you find attractive, and what you don't. This isn't just limited to gender; for example, you can make it so that you'll find certain kinds of physique, or certain facial features, or certain species. You can even make yourself attracted towards more “unusual” targets like works of art, or ideas. You can freely regulate each attraction from absolute hatred to total obsession. Even if you're somehow mentally impaired or your judgment is clouded, your attractions will automatically change in order to not cause you any trouble.

• Your attractiveness receives a considerable boost. At the absolute minimum, everyone will consider you moderately attractive.

• You gain a significant ability to seduce and pleasure anything. You start out as the equivalent of an excellent playboy and sex actor; you can increase your performance with study and practice.

• Whenever you first meet someone (or something), it will not consider you a threat. However, this only applies for the first impression: depending on your actions, their attitude towards you can change. For example, if you meet SCP-682, it won't try to kill you unless you deliberately try to provoke it. If you do provoke it, then your protection is forfeit.

• You can try to communicate with any potential partner via any possible method that you already possess, (like voice, smell and body language); likewise, you can understand their attempts to communicate with you. If the conversation is related to seduction or sex (for example: courting or complimenting the other, discussing fetishes, using a safeword, etc), you and your partner will ALWAYS understand each other perfectly, without any chance of misunderstanding or error; otherwise, you can use this ability only to communicate basic concepts.

• You have the potential to learn and master any kind of skill, ability or power, as long as it's somehow related to seduction or sex, even just vaguely. The greater the relation, the faster you learn and improve. For example, if you try to learn alchemy, it'll be as difficult for you as it is for the average person; but if you're doing it to impress a girl, it'll be slightly easier. And if you try to learn how to make love potions specifically, you will learn really fast. As long as the skill you're training is somehow related to seduction or sex, you can improve it endlessly.

• Since many partners are kinda dangerous to have sex with, you gain a peculiar form of invulnerability. If your suffer any form of damage (physical or otherwise), but the source of said damage does NOT actively and deliberately wish to cause you permanent harm, then you can reduce, negate and/or undo part or all of this damage at any time you want, even when you normally wouldn't be able to make such a decision. For example, you're capable of: hugging a fire elemental without burning, but still able to feel a pleasant warmth; allowing a vampire to endlessly suck your blood, instantly regenerating any blood that you lost; taking a giant's cock up your ass and harmlessly stretch, without any internal damage or discomfort (this essentially replicates the effects of porn physics); allowing a demon to annihilate your soul, and then resurrecting yourself a year later; etc.

• You also gain the ability to reduce, negate and/or undo any damage that you cause – or would cause – to others. For example, you can: whip someone for hours without causing any actual damage, but letting them feel the pain of every hit; stab someone through the heart without any effect; penetrate an ant and have it stretch painlessly and harmlessly around your cock; killing someone and then resurrecting them a hour later; etc. You can grant this ability to others, temporarily or permanently.

• You can reduce your fertility at will, from your normal state all the way down to zero. However, if a pregnancy has been conceived and the host wants to keep it, you won't be able to undo it.

• If you want, you can make it so that any pregnancy that you cause (or that you're carrying) are painless, effortless, devoid of gestational problems, and/or undetectable from the outside.

• Any romantic or sexual conquest you gain will not feel any jealousy towards you or any of your other partners, as long as you are honest with them.