Essence ofGizmo’s Choice Lewds

You’re not sure you want to know what the fluid inside this bottle is. The label only reads: “Fine. I’ll cater to it.” Drinking this Gizmo-flavored liquid with syrupy consistency grants you the following:

• Your… equipment is now completely under your purview. You may make any changes to them that you desire, so long as either an alt-form you possess has them or a real world animal has them. Want a practically third leg sized dick? Pretty common request. Multiple of them? No biggie. Barbed? Sure. This cannot grant you any advantage other than ‘damn, that probably feels good inside someone/damn, if someone was inside that it would feel good’. This also applies to other sexual features, such as breasts or the like.

• Regardless of what changes you make to your genitals, they will be extremely pleasurable for any future partners and for you yourself. Future partners will also at worst find any changes intriguingly exotic, never too grossed out or freaked out by them. Unless you want that, I guess?

• Your tools will resize themselves when necessary to remain safe to use, but also so that you can wear clothes and somehow conceal your magnum… opus.

• Alternatively, you may set it so that things run more on hentai physics, and remove size’s downsides altogether. This comes with the usual other effects that you can decrease or increase at will, such as the lewdness of the universe you’re in and how normal any given sexual feature is.

• You may alter the general sexuality of a setting’s physiologies. For example, making everyone naturally cut/uncut, increasing average thigh size or breast size, that sort of thing. You can also genderbend everyone and anyone, and introduce new genders, such as futanari or A/B/O dynamics. These changes will somehow never majorly affect logic in a setting, unless you also altered the lewdness.

• Your refractory period, sexual stamina, and all aspects of the fluids you produce are completely under your control. You may also delay or speed up your orgasms if you want to time it just right with someone else or win a bet on who cums first.

• You are supernaturally charismatic when it comes to getting others into bed with you and maintaining relationships. This sidesteps ordinary boundaries, letting you talk your way into sex with gods and monsters if you’re down for that. If someone is already pissed at you for whatever reason, it will still take a lot more effort to get them interested.

• You have total control over your fertility, virility, the period of time it takes your children or those you produce in others to gestate/grow, the manner by which you reproduce (as in, placental or oviposition or whatever), what traits or abilities your children inherit, and what percentage of you or their other parent(s) they take after.

• Some optional abilities are now available to you, although they don’t serve much purpose outside of being lewd. These include:

• The ability to use patterns, organs, vocalizations, pheromones, etc to hypnotize. These can be subtle, like influencing someone into bed with you just by speaking coded words to them, or hit like a brick, like having a weird bioluminescent dick that quickly subdues others who see it. You could probably cheese this and subject the whole planet to your control or whatever, but I think you’d be missing the point. Sufficient willpower can get past these effects.

• You may give supernatural effects to your fluids, such as slight healing, refractory recharging, extreme warmth or coolness (although it will never be damaging, just the sensation), increasing virility/chance of impregnation, unusual colors or visuals, whatever you can think of that wouldn’t offer an advantage outside of catering to strange kinks.

• The creation of markings on others during intercourse that serve a variety of effects. Things like tattoos or brands. They can have mind influencing effects or impart buffs/debuffs.

• Your powers and body will never make you unfuckable. Even if you’re literally made of fire, there will be no downside to sex with you other than sweltering (but not truly harmful) heat. This goes both ways as well, so you can stick your dick in a flame atronach, finally. This only applies during intercourse; don’t expect total resistance to others’ bodily effects unless you’re up in there, or they’re up in you. Your (or your partners’) abilities will also never misfire or accidentally activate during hanky-panky fun times. Special exceptions can be made as you desire, such as barbs actually..., yknow, sticking.

• Of course, this is all toggleable, or a sliding scale adjusting to your liking, so long as it stays at or below the original stated strength.

• Optionally, be inserted into a specific or generic setting that focuses heavily on lewdness, including fanfiction or non-canon media.