Essence ofRick

By drinking this Essence, you will become a Rick.

• You will gain vast, unimaginable genius equal to that possessed by the Rickest Rick.

• This unfathomable intelligence can be applied in any ways that you see fit, so long as you can be bothered. From creating incredible works of technology in your garage from ordinary scrap and things you can buy from a supermarket to making billions of dollars from your bedroom by calculating mathematically perfect selfie angles and using them to springboard your make-up company.

• Whether or not you decide to create the technology necessary to map and traverse it, the multiverse will become literally infinite, containing every possibility imaginable, from a world where dogs keep humans as pets to a world where humans are furniture and furniture are humans. Even your favorite fiction can be found here somewhere, if you’re willing to put in the time to look.

• Incredible depression, alcoholism and crushing nihilism are optional.