Essence of theClan Restoration Act

By drinking this Essence, you will become eligible for the Clan Restoration Act.

• No one actually knows what this is, nor will they know about it if you don’t tell them, but it’s effects are obvious.

• You are incredibly attractive. This is especially apparent to people who you yourself are attracted to.

• You possess powerful charisma and charm, being capable of talking just about anyone into a relationship, or just into a bed, with you. This assumes that you can get them to listen to you, of course.

• Your skills in the bedroom are peerless, as is your stamina and endurance. You’ll never have any trouble blowing the minds of any number of people.

• You can easily form and maintain harems and similar kinds of relationships. The people within these relationships will naturally gravitate towards a state of harmony amongst one another, resolving issues and conflicts naturally, perhaps even to the extent of entering into their own relationships with one another. You will remain the center around which the entire thing orbits, but the resulting relationship chart might become a tad mind-bending.

• You will never run into any legal repercussions or discrimination as a result of these relationships, nor any relationship you pursue. If you come up against trouble, simply reference the Clan Restoration Act and all trouble will be swept under the rug.