Essence of theCyperfunk

By drinking this Essence, which smells and tastes suspiciously like nitro fuel, you gain a superhuman mastery over all human-powered vehicles and then some. Particularly, skateboards, inline skates, and BMX bikes. Along with masterful art skills but only for public graffiti and anything sports related.

• You can create a functioning booster pack out of anything so long it looks like it gets the job done. Neither you nor I know how it works but it can be charged from performing tricks.

• Parkour not only comes natural but you can scale buildings and construction yards on bikes, skateboards, rollerblades, etc.

• You can draw complex and detailed graffiti on large canvases in less than a second, all while airborne.

• You can freely summon spray paint cans which will always be the exact color you need and even be used for gradients.

• Drawing graffiti, especially in public spaces, will increase your maximum speed, pack charge, and ability to perform gravity defying tricks.

• Wipeouts are never fatal, even if you fall from orbit, so long as you look good doing so. But overall the more graffiti you've drawn the less damage you'll take from eating shit after falling or slamming into something hard.

• Your primary method of fighting consists of slamming into enemies and drawing graffiti on them which disables their weapons/powers.

• You have a great sense of street fashion and look good wearing practically anything.

• Form a crew of like-minded daredevils who will gain the benefits of this Essence upon joining. They'll help maintain and spread territory via graffiti.

• Optionally, you can choose your crew's uniform, or just let them wear whatever. Either way you'll all have style.

• You'll have a subconscious need to dance instead of standing still if not exhausted from constantly moving across dense urban landscapes.

• Every mobile device you possess will contain an entire gallery of Hideki Naganuma albums.