Essence of theGhostbuster

Drinking this bottle of ectoplasmic slime grants you the following:

• An athletic body capable of lugging around dozens of pounds of gear without tiring out. Injuries cannot hinder you, and you heal at a faster than normal rate. Also no amount of slime, gunk or ectoplasm can affect your mobility.

• You gain increased intelligence, photographic memory, and the ability to go for days without sleep. Sure, you'd end up looking, feeling and smelling like shit, but on the upside, around the three day mark, you'll stop giving a fuck about many, many things. At that point nothing scares you anymore, and even the spookiest of spooks would just be another payday. This wears off once you get a good meal and a good night's rest.

• You also gain encyclopedic knowledge of and keen intuition for the supernatural. This updates itself for every world you end up in, if you do end up going from one world to another.

• Alongside this is the ability to build and repair Ghostbusters technology featured within the franchise. You start out capable of creating equipment counteracting supernatural and paranormal entities like the proton pack, and can go all the way up to dimensional travel with enough time and resources. However you must scrounge up the parts yourself. Create miniature particle accelerators out of electronic scrap you have lying around.

• No gods, demons or Lovecraftian entity can subvert your mind and soul. Your mind and soul protected from any and all unwanted supernatural effects, including mind control, insanity-inducing memetic agents or having your soul ripped out of your body. If ghosts scare the piss out of you, that's because you're actually scared shitless, and not from some emotion-inducing aura.

• Your own charisma gets a permanent minor buff. Cold-reading and deadpan snark becomes second nature to you, as well as fast-talking people into agreeing with you. Your words become especially effective against supernatural entities. Piss off freaking Slenderman with a witty comeback.

• Unusual luck. There's always a chance of success in a venture against the supernatural, and one in a million chances of survival is guaranteed. You can't just coast on this luck however. You have to work for it and grasp the opportunity it gives you.