Essence of theBusinessman

By drinking this Essence, you gain the following benefits:

• You have now become a master of Business, you know how to start up a company in the best way possible and how to make it the best in it's field.

• You receive a beyond genius intellect.

• You gain infinite multitasking, memory, processing power with instant recall, indexing, creativity & learning capability and memory storage. Even if your memories are somehow erased, they will eventually return.

• You gain infinite patience, allowing you to sit completely still for months on end without moving a Muscle without the worry of growing bored or restless.

• You are now immune to any and all insanity inducing effects and memetic hazards.

• As a side effect of this, you are now completely immune to all forms or mind and memory manipulation.

• You have a supernatural knack for sensing and finding business opportunities in even the least likely of locations.

• You know how to best seize upon an opportunity when it presents itself to you.

• You know the ins and outs of a successful business, no matter the field.

• You receive a supernatural sense that warns you when you or an employee is going to make a mistake that will cost you and will give you a decent idea of what it is and how to stop/fix it.

• You are supernaturally lucky when it comes to business opportunities and such.

• You are a master of bargaining, capable of raising or lowering a price with even the most stubborn of people, to the point that if you really wanted to, you could get the royal family to part with the royal palace for a measly single cent.

• You are a master of buying and selling, being capable of selling a literal piece of shit for billions if you so wish.

• You have an inbuilt lie detector that informs you when you are being lied to or misled so as to insure you can always receive the best deals.

• Optionally, you may receive your own business, you may choose what kind of business it is, whether it's a start up or if it has been around for a while, and just how successful it has been if it's been around for a while.

• If you choose not to take this, you will instead start with 50m or your locations equivalent to spend on a start up.

• You have the ability to determine the value and authenticity of anything (including people) with but a glance.

• You gain superhuman charisma which will make even your greatest of enemies respect you even if they hate you.

• You become a master of persuasion and manipulation, capable of turning your worst enemies into friends.

• You have a knack for people and for finding employees in even the most unlikeliest of places.

• You know how to best toe the line between legal and illegal when it comes to business and even know how to best turn crime into business without getting caught.