Essence of theMiscellaneous

By drinking this Essence, you gain the following effects:

• Your body no longer gets dirty unless you wish it, this extends to all parts of your body meaning you never have to do anything to maintain yourself as your body will remain in it's perfectly clean and healthy state at all times.

• This also works on waste removing your need to use the bathroom unless you want to.

• Your body and mind are your own, no form of control take your body and mind from you.

• You are now immune to both mental and physical diseases.

• If you have powers that allow you to absorb memories in some way, shape or form, you will not need fear losing yourself or being controlled by the memories.

• You no longer need to eat or sleep, this does not mean you can't just that you won't. An added benefit of this is that if you lay down to sleep you will immediately fall asleep for however long you want or for 8 hours if you don't have a set time.

• Optionally, you may receive a bag of ten seeds that when planted will grow a tree that will produce devil fruits of various kinds, the trees will each be able to have up to 100 fruits at a time, any time a fruit is picked a new fruit of that same kind will be regrown in its place. Your trees will first grow all canon fruit before they begin to grow new types of fruit. However if you want a specific fruit or power simply place your hand against the tree and will it and a new fruit will be grown that fits what you wanted.

• Unlike normal fruits and trees, your trees will only take 3 days to grow and your fruits will each take a day to bloom. Your tree will only grow 10 fruit at a time.

• If you visit new worlds your trees will begin growing fruit that make use of any unique powers/power sources the world may have.

• While a fruit will lose its power when eaten any fruits of the same kind won't allowing multiple users of the same fruit to exist.

• Your Fruits will also not taste awful and will instead taste quite pleasant.

• All fruits grown from these trees will not make the user unable to swim or grant them a weakness to seastone, however anyone that is not you will be limited to 2 fruits at a time if they have a third, one of the previous fruits will disappear, which one is up to the user. Where as you may eat as many fruits as you wish.

• The bag will refill with seeds whenever you take one out.

• None of the fruits powers negatively affect the user so a fruit like the Dark Dark fruit will now be a proper Logia instead of canceling itself out.

• If someone steals a fruit instead of gaining powers they will only receive the standard weaknesses and a mouthful of disgusting fruit to show for it.

• You receive a book that has knowledge on all devil fruits grown by you trees, the book will interact with your mind and instantly flip to the pages you want or to the page that is closest to the info you want.

• You receive the Power known as the Allspeak which grants you to understand and Speak/write all written, vocal and not written languages, this also comes with a memetic hazard protection that will make sure you don't go insane if you hear some eldritch language.

• Optionally, you may have mastered any and all of the Rokushiki.

• Optionally, you may gain any of the forms of Haki including conquerors.

• Optionally, you have mastered any and all of the forms of Haki.

• Optionally, you may become a parselmouth, which allows you to talk and control snakes, and to bring anyone to a mind-shattering orgasm due to the vibrating tongue and snake like movements. It also allows you to use parselmagic. This also works on dragons though you will have a noticeable accent to them.

• Optionally, you may gain the ability of animal speak the ability to speak to any and all animals.

• Optionally, you can be a master enchanter, akin to a broken HP fanfiction main character enchanter. Space enlargements, Fidelius charms and protection wards are your bread and butter.

• Optionally, you may become a Metamorphmagus, allowing you to change your physical appearance through sheer will alone, allowing you to take a wide variety of forms, changing gender and age, potentially looking like anyone at all, or even just changing a part of your appearance, such as the color of your hair or shape of your nose. When you change, you have to actively change back, as you don't have to hold your transformation. You are always able to return to your base form. You are also in perfect control of your body meaning you don't have the clumsiness problem that a lot of other Metamorphmagus's have.

• Optionally, you may choose to become an Animagus. This can be any animal, including a magical animal like a Phoenix, giving you access to all it's abilities both in and out of Animal form, you will have perfect control over these powers so you need not worry about petrifying someone on accident if your a basilisk, there will also be no compatibility problems between powers. You may also pick more than one form, allowing you to pick as many animal forms you want. This is not limited to creatures shown in Harry potter and can be any creature from myth or legend or any animal.

• Optionally, you may receive your very own Familiar, this can be anything from a simple Kneazle to a Phoenix to a Nundu or even a Dementor, they are magically bound to you and not only will they do their best to aid you but both you and it can tap into each others emotions and senses. You may also grant your Familiar benefits from your Essences or any other powers or abilities you obtain. If you choose a particularly big creature like a Nundu then it gains the ability to change it's size at will usually preferring the size of a normal panther.

• The familiar can be any kind of creature not just those from Harry Potter, even one you create.

• Optionally, you receive the ability to gain power from worship, eventually you will gain so much that you can ascend into a true god. This also comes with the ability to bless your faithful with miracles, whether that be making the blind see, the infertile fertile or fixing fatal damage on a dying soldiers body. Those who worship you will also become incorruptible and impossible to convert from your religion.

• Any power you gain from worship is permanent so killing your worshipers won't make you weaker just stop you from gaining more power from them until you get more.

• Losing your worshipers will cause you no harm, so you can't be killed by losing all of your faith and worship.

• Optionally, you may become immortal, you may design how your immortality works.

• Optionally, you may become a master in any skills you want, whether that be, swords, axes, parkour, racing, driving, Etc.

• Skills cannot be Supernatural in nature though they can be high tech if you wish.

• You become Supernaturally good in any skills you take far surpassing masters and even natural genius's in them.

• Optionally, you may receive the powers and abilities of anyone you want, you will only gain their powers and strengths but not their weaknesses. You may take this as many times as you want.

• You may choose at what point in that persons life you gain their powers or you may receive them at their absolute strongest. If you choose a weaker version then you will be guaranteed to grow into the max version eventually.

• Optionally, you may choose which parts of the persons power set you receive instead of receiving the whole thing.

• You may also choose to choose multiple different versions of said persons powers if they have had different ones over the years.

• Optionally, you may choose to gain that persons memories, skills and or knowledge either along side their powers or own its own.

• Optionally, you may also receive any of that persons equipment and belongings.

• You have complete control over any and all of your powers, abilities, Strength and skills, meaning you need not worry about destroying the world with a punch if your that strong. This also allows you to toggle any untoggleable powers, abilities and skills you have on and off.

• Capacity to learn any 'magic' even unique ones upon seeing it once or understanding enough about it. This also includes things like Ki, Chakra, Soul Power, etc.

• A side effect of this is that you are now capable of seeing the unseeable.

• You posses a supernatural reactor that can adapt to and spell or power system and allow you to use it as if you had that systems energy.

• Optionally, you may have the power to grant others any of your powers though they will always be an inferior version of yours.

• You receive the wonderful power known as comic book physics making it so that if you run at mach 1'000, you won't break the world around you or you could even pull a planet somewhere else with a chain given you have the necessary strength, essentially you don't need to worry about destroying things you don't mean to even though you really should due to physics.

• Optionally, you may have a chest filled with Healing and Mana potions that refill with new potions whenever you close the chest. The Healing potions will heal you perfectly as well as restore your stamina while the mana potions will restore your mana and any other supernatural power source of yours. You need not worry about having to take more than one as a single potion will always either heal you fully or restore you completely. The healing potions will also cure diseases and fix problems like eyesight and other such things.

• You receive an Omniversal Currency Converter that will Convert one currency to another at the BEST rate, this rate will also never become worse only better.

• Optionally you may receive a refilling chest full of bottled water of youth that will give any who drink it biological immortality keeping them forever young while also making it impossible for them to catch diseases or other such things. If a child drinks it they will continue to age until they are in their prime.

• Optionally you may receive the power to inflict the concept of death upon anything allowing you to kill immortals as well as even concepts, this also allows you to break through barrier and anything else by simply attacking and applying the Concept of death onto your target.

• Those you kill with this will stay dead. If they have split their soul then all parts of their soul will die alongside the one you killed and no form of resurrection will work.

• This also allows your attacks to affect those that can't normally be hit, either at all or by anything but a specific means.

• If you were a Picky eater you no longer are, you now gain the ability to try and enjoy any food or drink you wish, no longer will you be hesitant to try anything either. Now this only works on for and drinks so that doesn't mean that this will make eating shit will taste good or anything like that.

• Optionally you gain the ability to make anything and every thing you cook absolute god tier delicious, even if you just make a cracker it will be the best cracker ever. You also gain the ability to make your food orgasmic, now this isn't hyperbole but literal, if you wish it you food will cause an actual foodgasm.

• You become a master cook, being able to make everything from a pizza to steak to a batch of cookies.

• You will always love cooking, it will never lose it's charm and your will never burn out on it.

• You lose any and all Intolerance's and allergies you may have had and will never gain them either.

• You become a master of quick wit and banter, allowing you to come up with witty or insulting comebacks and insult on the fly with ease.

• Optionally, you may have mastered any martial art or fighting style, whether from the real world or some form of media.

• You also become a master at combining martial arts.

• Optionally, you may become a master of any type of weapon, there is no limit on how many times you can take this.

• Optionally, you may receive a master piece version of any of your chosen weapons, they are unbreakable, cannot be stolen and can handle an infinite amount of enhancements. Ranged weapons whether they are a gun, bow or even throwing knives have infinite ammo.

• Optionally, you may gain access to any power system, any power systems you take will come at their highest potential and without any of their usual drawbacks or weaknesses. You will start with basic understanding in said system with a good understanding of how to progress and grow stronger with said systems.

• Optionally, you may gain the ability know as Weakness Spotter, this allows you to spot and pick apart a persons weakness at a glance, weak spots` will glow red to you the greater the weakness, the darker the red.

• You gain the ability to control your pain, from completely turning it off to lowering it to the point where losing a limb feels like a pinch. You can also make ito so pain instead of hurting, feels good.

• Optionally, you gain the ability known as Conquest, with this when ever you beat or kill someone you gain any and all of the powers and equipment they had, Say you kill Superman, you would gain the powers of a Kryptonian as well as the powers and strength he currently has gained, If you were to kill just a random person you would still gain a bit of power but it would be minuscule compared to someone with power and some form of legend or history.

• You are not limited to just conquest through combat however, as you can also gain powers, equipment and abilities through sexual conquest, however just having sex won't be enough as you will have to conquer them, either by making them love you or raping them, whichever is more up your alley. Conquest through this way will also make them absolutely loyal to you, to the point of them being willing to lay down their lives for you.

• Optionally, you may gain the ability known as Idle Growth, with this all of your abilities, physical and mental traits will gradually increase over time, so even if you never work out you will find yourself growing physically stronger over time, this will never affect you physical appearance unless you wish it. You may also stop growing in certain aspects to focus that energy on other aspects increasing the rate that those grow at. There is no limit on how far this growth can go as it will continue to grow infinitely.

• You gain the power known as the Sight, this allows you to see things that normally cant be seen allowing you to see spirits or magical runes or even through magical veils and such.

• You receive a Phone and Laptop, they both have infinite storage and are billions of years more advanced than anything on Earth.

• They have the ability to absorb and incorporate any technology you find allowing the to become better over time.

• They gain the ability to shape shift so as to change their appearance to suit you whenever you wish.

• They have a perception filter so that no one will ever find their appearance or usage odd so even if you were in medieval times and used them no one would question it.

• Neither device can be hacked, traced or anything else like that.

• If the Devices are ever broken or lost they will simply reappear on you, in a place you consider home or in your Inventory/Hammer space if you have one.

• The devices have Omniversal coverage and range allowing you to make calls and access the Omniversal internet from anywhere and everywhere.

• You are now a perfect recipient for all forms of transhuman augments, what this means is that if you ever wish to improve yourself with implants or such you will find your body adopting to them perfectly and you will never find yourself becoming incompatible or have negative effects because of it.

• Removes any squeamishness or worries you may have had about augmenting yourself, you will now be able to have a machine/doctor tear your body apart to improve it and not so much as blink as it happens.

• Optionally, you may have gained the ultimate power, the power to... Make friends, I'm serious, you can now make even the worst of your enemies into your most loyal of followers, how? Simple, beat them half to death, doing so and then asking them to follow you will be all you need for most, the truly stubborn might require you to actually use a little bit of convincing words but it will still work.

• All followers gained this way will be perfectly loyal, even if they hate you they will still sacrifice their lives for you if need be. Their loyalty cannot be swayed or broken without your permission.

• You receive the ability to drive/pilot/operate any kind of vehicle no matter the size or skill level, it will be as if you had been using the vehicle all your life when you operate it.

• You also become a master of tricks and stunts that involve vehicles.

• Optionally, you may gain the ability known as the Sirens Voice, with this your voice now gains hypnotic properties that at it's lowest power make people want to do what you wish or even believe you but at it's highest will make even the most stubborn and most hateful fall deeply in love with you essentially becoming your slave.

• The Sirens voice gains power when used while singing.

• The hypnotic qualities at the lower outputs are subtle and quite devious, making the effected truly think it's their idea, where as at the highest out put the hypnotic qualities are quite literally rewriting their very mind.

• You become a divine singer.

• If you so wished it all you would have to say is "be my slave" with this power at it's highest and no one not even the gods would be able to resist it and would become your willing and ever-loyal slave.

• You may toggle this on and off and may dial it's power up and down as you wish.

• Optionally, you may gain the ability to shut off your heart, allowing you to commit the gravest of atrocities without fear of losing motivation or stopping at a critical moment. This allows you to not only be truly merciless when you need to but also helps you to think with a clear head.

• You can toggle this ability on and off at will.

• Instead of toggling you can also scale it up and down from just a clear head to true merciless monster.

• You receive an aura that makes people accept whatever kinks they see that have to do with you, meaning you could go around in a straitjacket being led around by your master/mistress and the most people would do is point and laugh as to them it'd be the most normal thing possible.

• You can grant someone a weaker version of this ability that only affects them themselves not others they're with as well.

• This power will also make it seem perfectly legal so yes you could walk about perfectly naked or even have outright sex in public and even if a cop saw you they would just turn up their nose before looking away.

• Optionally, you may gain the ability known as Grand Theft which allows you to steal anything and everything, want to literally steal a persons heart, you can simply make a grabbing motion and it will be in your hand, want to steal a persons powers, simply place your hand upon them. This can be used to even steal things connected to someone on a conceptual scale like say a Gods symbol or even their domain. Grand Theft doesn't damage the stolen item or the things around it as it tends to just move the item to your hand instantly so a stolen heart won't leave a hole or any evidence on how it was removed.