Essence ofCHUCK NORRIS (From MEMES)
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AI summary
Makes you a Chuck Norris, the man death itself fears and fails to reap. You can grow a magnificent beard and, from it, a third arm as strong as your other limbs, with strength enough that a push-up pushes the Earth down and back up, and speed enough to run around the globe and strike yourself in the back of the head. You are also a master of violence and killing with immense potential for picking up and mastering new martial arts, firearms and anything else combat-related, and you run substantially on the rule of cool.
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Description
By consuming this Essence, you have become a Chuck Norris, a man even death fears and fails to reap.
Effects
4You are capable of growing a magnificent beard, and from it a third arm just as strong as your other limbs.
Your strength is such that you can effortlessly push the earth down, and pull it back up, when doing a push up, and are fast enough to run around the globe and hit yourself in the back of the head.
You are also a master at violence and killing this includes an immense potential in picking up and mastering new martial arts, guns, and all manners of combat related things.
You also function heavily off of the rule of cool.
- Categories
- combat
- Traits
- superhuman physique
- Keywords
- superhuman strengthcombat skill