Essence of theFailing Darklord

By consuming this Essence, you have become evil, darkness incarnate, a true villain…if only you could convince everyone that was the case.

• You see though you are undoubtedly a being who should cause terror in all who see you, you are plagued by a particular brand of bad(?) Luck where despite your power, goals, and evil intentions your plots and plans always end up helping others, against your will.

• Even attacking directly, such as shooting the goody two shoes or pulverizing them with your fists will simply save their life or fix a creak that had been bothering them.

• That being said you are still a very powerful being physically, magically, and intelligent as well and you can easily defend yourself, escape, and create an army of super mutant/cyborg/aliens and get right back to scheming.

• You can have a lot of shady under the table connections, be insanely (stop the world from turning) rich, and more if you wish.

• You may have a civilian form and that of your true self, the monster, the evil, the Darklord which you may design.

• You may have a group of mobs, or minions, to do your bidding with no question but they may mess up on occasion.

• You are immune to negative body, mind and soul manipulation.

• You may freely travel to and from a world(s) of your choice.