Essence ofFanon Sasuke Uchiha (WANKED)

By drinking this thick gray liquid that tastes like tomato soup, you receive the following abilities:

• You become a version of Uchiha Sasuke, no matter which one, canon, or non-canon. You can insert yourself during his life, becoming part of the Narutoverse or any crossover version you can think of... or you can simply become him and stay in whatever world you are in. Alternatively, you might insert yourself as a sibling of his (Or hers if you're in a fanon version.)

• You are a composite Uchiha:

• Your body has been infused with boosted cells of Hashirama Senju, and this has provided several benefits to you. First off, your body has been made to the perfect recipient of body modifications with zero negatives. Secondly, you now have a greatly extended lifespan and extreme vitality, being able to heal and even regrow limbs in seconds. Third, your physical attributes have been boosted to insane levels, being able to fight off jonin as a young child and growing stronger with time and training. The last benefit is that you receive the wood release, being comparable to Hashirama starting out with room to grow. Your pain tolerance is absurd, remaining unaffected even if your arm is cut off. As a bonus no one can use your cells unless you give them willingly.

• Thanks to the cells your chakra reserves are now astronomical, starting off with them being as large as Kisame the tailless tailed beast and constantly growing each day by one percent passively and see greater growth through combat and training. You also have the control to match these reserves as your chakra control is near perfect and it won't take you long to reach perfect.

• You are now peerless in all things related to combat. Through training you will be able to throw hands with the best of them, duel with the best the Anbu has to offer and become a talented marksman with kunai and shuriken. Through combat you will refine your taijutsu and bukijutsu to new heights not seen in all the elemental nations. You have great skill with swords, gunbai, kusarigama and kama, and kusari-fongo.

• Your genjutsu, even without using the Sharingan, are powerful thanks to your powerful yin affinity. You can trap people in illusion with the minimum effort required and if you put in the effort, there is no telling what you can do. You are also now immune to genjutsu except the infinite Tsukuyomi unless you upgrade your Sharingan.

• You now have fanon levels of fire and lightning affinity. Affinities are so strong that they will evolve into blaze release and volt release. They can also combine to form the nova release kekkei tota. Blaze release is white fire and volt release is golden. Nova release is the powers of the stars. It is up you to come up with your own jutsu.

• You receive the earth, water, wind, yang and yin-yang affinities to go along with the others you received as well. They can, with training and dedication become just as strong as your fanon fire and lightning release.

• Your prowess with ninjutsu is unmatched. Thanks to your affinities and intelligence you can quickly learn various ninjutsu. You are also able to overpower anyone with your ninjutsu, needing multiple people to have a chance to stop your attacks. You are also quite skilled when it comes to fuinjutsu, not on the level of a fanon Uzumaki but you could reach that level someday.

• Your Sharingan is different from the rest of your clan. Thanks to the Hashirama cells in your body you will never have to worry about your eyes going blind when you reach the Mangekyou Sharingan stage which can now be easily achieved by simply training your eyes. Your eyes now evolve through training going through all the stages until you reach the rinnegan. You start off with one tome in each eye. Mastery of these eyes will see you performing feats like the greats of the Uchiha clan such as using Susanoo without activating your Sharingan. You have access to every possible Mangekyo Sharingan ability ever. You can also tell the difference between various types of clones and the original, these eyes cannot be deceived.

• Like the ghost himself, you can absorb chakra and add it your own. Madara used this to absorb Hashirama's sage charka to enter sage mode, and he had no senjutsu training. You can perform such a feat. Absorbing the chakra of others and adding them to your own reserves permanently and receiving the benefits of said chakra without the negatives. Applies to other supernatural energies.

• You are now one of the greatest sensors to ever exist. Able to sense other people's chakra signatures from countries away, determine the clan a person is from, determine the nature of their kekkei genkai, and even differentiate species, even Black and white Zetsu are not safe from you. Sage mode will see you with even higher sensory perception.

• Your intelligence has also received a massive boost and see you thriving in fields of study. In battle you will come with strategies on the fly, taking no time at all to predict your enemies' movements and weaknesses. Your sheer adaptability would allow you to become a king of war, identifying techniques with precision and knowing when to counter.

• You are smart enough to be a researcher, able to discover the unknown and create things unknown to the world. Time and dedication would see you become the greatest scientist.

• Your memory is perfect with infinite storage, tamper proofing, and instant recall.

• You are a Master of Medical ninjutsu and things related to healing, able to heal and perform surgeries as easily as you dominate people in combat.

• You are the greatest teacher, able to teach the bottom feeders of the world and make them reach the top even if they didn't have the talent for it.

• You may take Josnacio's Essence of the Rinnegan and/or Essence of Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan for free.

• You are now a Jinchuuriki, whether it is a cannon one or a new one is up to you. You can pick how it manifests. Your tailed beast if friendly with you from the get go and it will always be considerably stronger than you so it will always be relevant to you. This won't be the case if it is removed from you, which can't happen unless you do it yourself. Even knocking you out won't let it happen; no power can remove your tailed beast from you, and you cannot be sealed away as well.

• You possess all the Jinchuuriki forms including the golden one's possessed by Naruto and baryon mode which is still very taxing but can be reduced with training as there are no negatives to your baryon mode. Your tailed beast is the equivalent of the ten tails, and this grants you access to six paths senjutsu, which has the appearance of your choice. Six paths senjutsu allows you to do many things such as merging elements to give yourself new bloodlines and truth-seeking balls.

• You can also have your tailed beast have all the abilities of the other nine tailed best seen in canon and fanon.

• You possess a Sealing Contract. You can freely customize it, even choosing expies as your summons if you feel like. Whatever you choose, you possess a Sage Mode on par with the Toad's or the Snake's.

• You possess Six Paths Chakra… which is basically a fancy name for the Chakra of the Otsutsuki. It is much denser, heavier, and more powerful than normal, as well as being much easier to manipulate. This also grants you the ability to fly. Your Chakra control is on par with the Sage of Six Paths'. By combining your Six Paths Chakra with Sage Mode, you gain the ability Six Paths Sage mode, and elevated form of Sage Mode. This is not to be confused with Six Paths Senjutsu, the former is merging your Chakra with Nature Energy, and the latter is merging your Chakra with the Ten-Tails.

• All of Sasuke skills but canon and fanon including his later skills and proficiency with water and wind release. You can also choose to have other fanon Sasuke abilities.

• You possess the Blood Clone. A superior version of the Shadow Clone Technique. They are long-lasting Shadow Clones (With all that entails) with the ability of taking damage, and even leaving corpses behind for as long as they aren't dismissed. You can customize how this technique exactly works.

• You can also receive the skills and abilities of Madara Uchiha and Indra Otsutsuki.

• Really Hashirama cells are no joke, so have fun.