Essence of TheMerchant

While you're likely either already affluent or soon will be, the prospects of actually traveling to purchase weapons, slaves, planets and so on may seem exhaustive if not dull nonsense. A being of your stature does not deal in things like that. The Merchant will deal with all of your economic matters completely and masterfully, using your assets for investment, purchases of your choice and so forth with the utmost efficiency.

Being a highly connected individual, The Merchant is easily capable of any shady or black market dealings you may require, including the purchase of illegal substances, assassinations and so forth. Obviously The Merchant is an individual who values confidentiality very highly, so these will never result in harsh consequences on your end.

The Merchant is a divine economist and will never fail to turn a profit on whatever investments you tell him to make and he will find the best prices possible for whatever purchases you wish to make. Expect your wealth to double on an annual basis under his guidance, if not more.

This individual will arrive on a custom-ordered basis according to your specifications, whether in appearance, disposition, alien species, gender or otherwise.