Essence ofa Different Kind of Rick (Rick and Morty) - Updated

By drinking this Essence of Genius and peace, you become the greatest Rick to ever live.

• You may remake your body however you want. The exact details are up to you, but, as a default, you will be at the peak of health in all aspects (physical, mentally, emotionally, genetically, etc), and extremely resistant (if not outright immune) to degradation of that health in any fashion.

• You have become Rick Sanchez, the smartest being in the universe, an infinite number of which travel across the various realities of existence in search of adventure, power, and some way to fill the empty void inside them. Or, to be more accurate, you are both a Rick and yet not at the same time, a sane and happy man in the sea of amoral misanthropes: a Different Kind of Rick.

• As a Rick, you have access to incalculable genius, creativity, knowledge, and far more. Your capacity of engineering, innovation, and creation is best described as "yes", for you can create wonders that should by all means be impossible; tools for true immortality, weapons to slay "gods", methods for generating infinite energy, realities designed from the ground up, and so much more. You can make or enhance anything that you desire, no matter how absurd or impossible.

• You possess utter mastery of every field of science and knowledge possible, and even several that should be impossible. Even more mystical arts like magic are not beyond your reach and mastery.

• You are also perfectly capable of completely concealing yourself from anyone you do not wish to find you, no matter the method used; you will not need a Morty to cancel out your "Genius waves".

• Ricks have used their genius on the world around them, and on themselves. Your body has been functionally re-engineered from the ground up, and given a variety of augmentations and implants for every situation imaginable. To give an example of what tools you have hidden under your flesh, you have reinforced skeletal and muscular systems, hidden blasters and weapons, nanotechnology to heal and reshape your body as needed, implants to remove your ability to suffocate, and much more. The exact nature of what enhancements you have is up to you.

• Ricks are seemingly defined by both their genius and their misery. More than a few of them have lost sight of the things they truly should value in the face of infinite potential and horrors. In your case, you are the greatest anti-nihilist ever. You know how horrible existence can be, yet you instead focus on the wonders and the joys rather than the misery and suffering. Your mind, will, and soul can never be broken, for accepting the futility of life has made you unbreakable.

• Many Ricks have considered themselves gods, arrogance that blinds them even further to the variety of flaws that they already ignore. In your case, you are well-aware of your various shortcomings, personality flaws, and other "defects", and are more than capable of dealing with them in a healthy manner.

• The arrogance of Ricks has also caused many ethical dilemmas, usually by their various creations malfunctioning or turning against them, if not by the nature of their creations period. Not only are you capable of finding ethical and effective solutions to any sort of problem or challenge you face, but any creations, inventions, or item you have (or come into ownership of) will always work as intended, and cannot be turned against you by any means.

• You may also possess the various creations, tools, and items used by other Ricks, now under the same protection as your own gear. This includes things like Memory Guns, Decoys, Lightsabers, and even something like the Omega Device.

• Your various items, technologies, creations, and other possessions are also blackboxed, immune to absolutely any sort of tampering, sabotage, or reverse engineering that you yourself do not actively consent to. Even entire races who make it their mission to learn just a fraction of your knowledge will be left without any reward for their efforts.

• Ricks have mastered various methods of "immortality", many of them based around transferring their minds and consciousness into other vessels (without much regard to the ethical dilemmas caused by such behaviors). In your case, you have mastered the ability to exist beyond death, allowing you true immortality as an indestructible and invulnerable soul, capable of existing for all eternity without any negative effects. Moreover, any transference into other vessels will always work as you wish them to, even if the vessel or body in question should not physically be able to house your soul or your beyond genius intellect.

• You are a wholesome, wise, and capable family man and father: you are perfectly capable of raising a feral psychopath of a child into a healthy, happy, and productive member of society. You are capable of providing for your family in any and every way imaginable, such as pleasing your space goddess wives into a blissful stupor, helping your children through depression, as well as any other situation.

• As a Rick, you have three items seemingly shared by all Ricks:

• Space Cruiser - Your chosen ride through the cosmos, the humble Space Cruiser is a small spacecraft capable of taking you anywhere in the universe at incredible speeds, without relying on special means like Hyperspace or similar. Moreover, the Space Cruiser has a wide variety of additional functions and equipment, such as a mobile lab, a loyal AI capable of acting on your behalf and defending you, and an ethically sound perpetual energy generator, to name just a few things the Cruiser has in store for you.

• Lab Coat - What sort of scientist would be without his protective gear? You possess a self-cleaning and self-repairing white lab coat, which easily identifies you as a learned and wise person no matter where you might be. Moreover, the Lab Coat can act as an extremely effective protection against any sort of hazard or harm, such as dealing with toxic environments, potent infections, or radioactive materials. Moreover, the Lab Coat can act semi-autonomously to protect you from harm (either by guiding your body or outright using itself to restrain foes), can transform into a variety of different outerwear, become power armor, and so much more.

• Portal Gun - Possibly the single most important tool in the arsenal of any Rick, the Portal Gun is what makes their travel across realities possible. Your Portal Gun has infinite Portal Fluid to use, is extremely intuitive for your use, and is unbound by the confines of the Central Finite Curve, allowing you access to the true scope of infinity. Of course, you can also use the Portal Gun as an intra-reality teleporting system, or perhaps as a time machine. Not only this, but you can easily install Portal technology into other objects, such as ships or even something as massive as the Citadel of Ricks.

• Should any of these items be damaged, lost, or destroyed, you can summon a fresh instance of them to you at any time.

• If you feel anything is missing from this Essence or should be otherwise altered…..Fanwank responsibly.