Essence of theHomemaker

By drinking this Essence that smells like a home-cooked meal, you become the master of the home, the Homemaker.

• You become the undisputed master of all things relating to home and family. Your ability to manage, raise, and protect your family is unparalleled, with every person you consider your “family” (be it from blood, adoption, or even just close bonds) becoming the best people they can be through your influence and abilities.

• Your skill and knowledge in the kitchen enters the realm of gods, with every meal, snack, and treat you make tasting better than those served by the greatest chefs on the planet. These foods are also extraordinarily nutritious and healthy, allowing your family to grow strong and fit.

• You will always have enough money and resources to get by in life and provide for your family.

• You gain a supernatural ability with economics and money. Budgets, taxes, and costs are no issue for you, and you will always find a way to make what money you have go at least ten times further than it should.

• Your skill with academics is similarly mighty. You are now able to instantly understand and solve any problem that you are posed with, so long as it’s related to your family in some way. You also become able to pass this understanding and knowledge to your family members, making homework problems a thing of the past.

• You can instantly tell when members of your family are troubled by something, be it so simple as a bad day at school, or as complicated as crippling depression. You will always be able understand what is going on to talk them through their problems and help them move past them, making sure that the experience will help them grow stronger.

• Your presence is comforting and loving to those you love. Even if they are wracked with nightmares and anxiety, everyone in your home will always be able to get a restful good night’s sleep, no matter how long they actually sleep.

• Cleaning and maintaining your home is always a challenge, even for the most experienced homemaker, but not for you. Sweeping, dusting, mowing, cleaning, and otherwise maintaining your home is trivially easy for you. No matter how bad the mess, nor how big the house, you will always be able to make the place look good as new within a few minutes, if even that. Moreover, your home will be extraordinary resistant to harm and damage, to the point where a nuclear bomb will only leave an easily removed film of soot.

• You will always be able to romantically, emotionally, and sexually satisfy your lover(s), spouse(s), or any other significant partner, no matter how many there are. Your stamina, empathy, and sheer suave skyrocket, to the point where even if you have a harem of experienced succubi or sex goddesses, you will be able to leave them happy and hungry for more.

• You will always be able to take care of your children, and make sure that they are loved and happy, no matter how many there are. You could have over a thousand children living in your house, all with radically different personalities and likes, and still be able to make them feel loved and content. Raising them is similarly easy, and you will always know what to do and say in order to help your children grow up to be healthy, happy, well rounded individuals ready to overcome whatever the world throws their way.

• Illness and physical pain are always a possibility, even for your family. You gain the ability to heal your family of any injury, wound, illness, or other ailment, whether it’s the common cold, a genetic defect, or the divine curse of a supreme deity. They shall hold no sway on you and yours.

• Of course, all of this about taking care of your family and making them happy, not necessarily protecting them. By drinking this Essence, you gain an indestructible, almighty tool: the Homemaker’s Pride. This tool can take the form of any item you wish, be it a ladle, a hammer, or even a humble frypan. No matter what form it takes, it will always be of incredible, almost divine craftsmanship and function, able to do whatever task you need it to, and you will have the skill to use it to it’s fullest potential. However, when your family is in danger, the Pride becomes a weapon of sheer protective might. It’s power increases a million-fold, becoming able to bat away the magics of the greatest sorcerers, crush the evil of the mightiest demons, and slay the most supreme of beings. When the Pride is used in this manner, you gain an aura of righteous wrath, striking fear into the hearts of even the most evil of villains and the most chivalrous of heroes.