Essence of thePitmaster Magician (The Holy Grill)

By drinking this Essence tasting of tea and Texas barbecue, you have gained power unrivaled: True Magic.

• You may remake your body however you want. The exact details are up to you, but, as a default, you will be at the peak of health in all aspects (physical, mentally, emotionally, genetically, etc), and extremely resistant (if not outright immune) to degradation of that health in any fashion. Moreover, regardless of how you remake yourself, you will have at least basic competence and aptitude for any kind of Magecraft or magical art.

• Additionally, you will be able to use your powers to their fullest potential regardless of where you are, so you may use Magecraft even in a world that doesn't have the foundation for it.

• You are an expert chef, ranking among the (if not THE singular) best in the world in your particular specialty. You are capable of cooking anything that vaguely even falls under your chosen specialization, including any side dishes or other complimentary cuisine. So, if you choose Italian cooking, you can also make American style deep dish pizza on the same level of quality as your usual work. By default, your specialty will be barbecue and other Texan inspired cuisine, but you can change it to be whatever you want.

• You are a savvy businessman, capable of breezing through all the various tasks, logistics, and paperwork that would be required to start and run your own business, including taxes.

• You have been granted power that most Magi would cheerfully butcher themselves and their families for: a True Magic. There are Five True Magics, the exact specifics of which are rather vague. What can be inferred is that each one is capable of some form of immortality, as well as the production of immense (if not outright infinite) amounts of energy through some application. Moreover, your chosen True Magic is more akin to a "Fanon" version of itself: the Heaven's Feel can manifest true Heroic Spirits in all their godlike power, the Denial of Nothingness can create absolutely anything, the Kaleidoscope can allow for "perfect" temporal and multiversal travel without causing Observer effects….rather than how it SHOULD work, it works more like you would want it to work. Beyond that, there are no limits to its application.

• Having a True Magic also has other benefits. Most notably, you have a resistance against mental instability and insanity, as well as being completely unplottable/unobservable by Thinker type powers. Moreover, your powers cannot be copied, manipulated, stolen, or otherwise affected by any outside force that you do not wish. Of course, this is just some of the perks of being a True Magician.

• You are incredibly skilled in the art of being a knowledgeable asshole, being frustratingly vague and unhelpful in the most irritating manner. However, your asshole nature will never peak beyond being a mild annoyance to those around you, should you wish.

• You are capable of a bastardized version of Wishcraft, an ability most associated with the Einzbern family. Wishcraft allows the user to substitute the knowledge with magical energy to manifest miracles and phenomena, albeit at increasingly exorbitant costs for each step replaced. However, given enough energy to work with, there is functionally nothing that can't be done with Wishcraft.

• Optionally, you have something of a roommate. Within your soul rests the soul of a character from the Nasuverse, the exact identity of whom is up to you. Regardless of who it is, you have access to their knowledge, skills, and abilities, and will not be harmed from their presence in any fashion (you won't be driven mad by a Berserker, you won't become a gateway for Eldritch beings, etc.). You can also choose to abuse your newfound Magic (and/or any other methods/materials you may have available in your new world) to grant them a body of their own. Yes, you can use this to indirectly take your favorite Nasuverse waifu.

• Optionally, you've been trained by the legendary Witch of Dun Scaith, Scathach, and become "passable" in a variety of disciplines. Which means you are the superior of any modern day person or magus in pretty much every regard. Moreover, you've been trained in the use of Primordial Runes, passed down from Odin himself.

• If you feel anything is missing from this Essence or should be otherwise altered…..Fanwank responsibly.